David Parsons
@parsons86.bsky.social
Science, dogs, memes, and maybe a barbell.
Grandpa is getting lost so they're labeling the doors.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Grandpa is getting lost so they're labeling the doors.
So let’s recap: 1 supposed “military chief,” 4 human beings of no importance, and 28 others with limbs blasted off for fun.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So let’s recap: 1 supposed “military chief,” 4 human beings of no importance, and 28 others with limbs blasted off for fun.
Can someone switch grandpa’s phone out with a Jitterbug?
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Can someone switch grandpa’s phone out with a Jitterbug?
Amazing that Elon could pay this and still have $300b to burn.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Amazing that Elon could pay this and still have $300b to burn.
Oh, he’s always been pretty lame in my book.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh, he’s always been pretty lame in my book.
You guys are ridiculous. Every time you use the word "Israel" in a headline, I mentally replace it with "France" and assess how outlandish it would seem. "How Might Zohran...Affect France?" check and check. F'ing stupid.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You guys are ridiculous. Every time you use the word "Israel" in a headline, I mentally replace it with "France" and assess how outlandish it would seem. "How Might Zohran...Affect France?" check and check. F'ing stupid.
I follow too many gays I thought this was an array of butt plugs.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I follow too many gays I thought this was an array of butt plugs.
Thieves walking into the Louvre this weekend be like
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thieves walking into the Louvre this weekend be like
This picture also would have been a great choice.
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This picture also would have been a great choice.
Today’s hard level had a legitimately good red herring. Nice.
October 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Today’s hard level had a legitimately good red herring. Nice.
Now THIS is journalism!! Now do a Wirecutter on the best inkwells and quills.
October 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Now THIS is journalism!! Now do a Wirecutter on the best inkwells and quills.
I worked for a money laundering operation in New York where the CEO would sabotage every sale we made so he could continue to claim a loss.
September 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I worked for a money laundering operation in New York where the CEO would sabotage every sale we made so he could continue to claim a loss.
Ya know what? In retrospect it wasn’t an attempted coup. It was a future president and his cabinet touring their offices. So sorry for the confusion.
September 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ya know what? In retrospect it wasn’t an attempted coup. It was a future president and his cabinet touring their offices. So sorry for the confusion.
Wait Charlotte has a commuter rail?
September 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wait Charlotte has a commuter rail?
I really do think the best global reaction to this inane proclamation should have been close to zero coverage. All the reporting on it has pushed it into the zeitgeist and now people hear about it everywhere in headlines and suddenly the words “Tylenol” and “pregnancy” are together in peoples minds
September 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I really do think the best global reaction to this inane proclamation should have been close to zero coverage. All the reporting on it has pushed it into the zeitgeist and now people hear about it everywhere in headlines and suddenly the words “Tylenol” and “pregnancy” are together in peoples minds
"Please come back! We made it more expensive!"
September 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"Please come back! We made it more expensive!"
Definitely not available if you don’t have a subscription.
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Definitely not available if you don’t have a subscription.
I need new glasses. Really thought that was a picture of Lynne Marie Stewart.
September 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I need new glasses. Really thought that was a picture of Lynne Marie Stewart.
3am, Kuwait Airways Riyadh to Kuwait, completely packed with migratory workers from South Asia who had never been on a plane before. Flight attendants had to continuously rush up and down the aisle to put cigarettes out.
September 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
3am, Kuwait Airways Riyadh to Kuwait, completely packed with migratory workers from South Asia who had never been on a plane before. Flight attendants had to continuously rush up and down the aisle to put cigarettes out.
Bitch he needs cock.
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Bitch he needs cock.
There’s nothing Graham loves doing more than sucking a [metaphorical!! How very dare you!!] Trump dick.
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There’s nothing Graham loves doing more than sucking a [metaphorical!! How very dare you!!] Trump dick.