the moon looks like shit. someone needs to get up there with a broom and get sweeping. our planet looks like a fucking slob with that piece of crap orbiting around us.

Please sign my petition to have US Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr taken on a nationwide tour of this great country's many beautiful book depositories.

ok i'm kinda durnk, but i just found out that hyraxes are the nearest living relephant to the eletive.

i know the identity of the shooter and i'm willing to meet with law enforcement agents and united healthcare directors to sing like a canary.

location: pripyat, chernobyl NPP, reactor 4. just next to the "elephants foot".

i may be out running errands so make yourselves comfortable.

i famously said "skeleton crew will be shit unless there's at least one skeleton per episode" ...and i'm happy to announce we're currently sitting at an episode to skeleton ratio of 2:2.

i wanna sleep but the cacophony of a million scions and princes nervously tugging at their collars because the peasants just realized they're made of meat is keeping me awake.

people knock AI, but there's something hauntingly beautiful about this landscape.

looking for new friends on bluesky!

♡ portuguese anime
♡ argument about trains
♡ jim crow era prog rock
♡ the works of anne applebaum
♡ classical czechian poetry
♡ plaid drapes
♡ the AIDS epidemic
♡ gerald ford's memoirs
♡ horse diseases
♡ schrodingaling
♡ dead guy feet pictures
♡ crypto

#promosky

feeling cute, might delete later.

so when they "abolish the deep state" or whatever can i just walk into the pentagon and start taking photos of all the top secret documents and stuff?

asking for a friend (in the russian embassy).

all my likes are porn bots and crypto scams 😪.
seems even the AI rats are swarming off that sinking ship.

ok but how many of them are the obvious pig butchering accounts liking my garbage posts?

you realize someone will inevitably condense the whole shebang into an easily digestible cringe compilation on youtube within less than an hour after it airs?

i'm not sure why donald trump (a dude who has been shot at a couple times) would keep a kennedy in his immediate orbit, but i think it has something to do with magnets?

say what you like about asmongold, but he was fantastic in james gunn's "the suicide squad (2021)" and i look forward to seeing him reprise the role of weasel again in creature commandos.