My melatonin gummies are sticky, and every night I dream about all my teeth falling out.

There's no dumber band than Strawberry Alarmclock, for all incense and peppermints.

The first guy to have oysters must have been brave. They're really expensive

Everyone has different names for their grandparents. Mine had a radio show together. I called them Gamgam and The Stump.

The guy who wrote "All the Pretty Horses" had a teen girlfriend?