Phone: dying
Watch: dying
Me: doing pretty good, actually
Watch: dying
Me: doing pretty good, actually
April 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Phone: dying
Watch: dying
Me: doing pretty good, actually
Watch: dying
Me: doing pretty good, actually
If the internet knows so goddamn much about me why is hinge trying to recommend me my ex
April 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If the internet knows so goddamn much about me why is hinge trying to recommend me my ex
I do not dream of labor (additional persona 4 remake)
March 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I do not dream of labor (additional persona 4 remake)
The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. We are in a nemesis love triangle
March 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. We are in a nemesis love triangle
No more DMs. We need to go back to communicating by publicly posting on each other's profile pages
March 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No more DMs. We need to go back to communicating by publicly posting on each other's profile pages
Business idea: monthly newsletter that keeps the Olds up on what emojis to use so we don't embarrass ourselves
March 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Business idea: monthly newsletter that keeps the Olds up on what emojis to use so we don't embarrass ourselves
My therapy intake forms
February 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My therapy intake forms
The toppy is sloppy, but so is everything else
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The toppy is sloppy, but so is everything else
They should invent a cat that doesn't like to stand directly on your bladder
February 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
They should invent a cat that doesn't like to stand directly on your bladder
Gonna indulge in some attention seeking risky behavior and log in to my banking app on airport wifi
February 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Gonna indulge in some attention seeking risky behavior and log in to my banking app on airport wifi
I can feel the feminism leaving my body while watching 2004 Phantom of the opera
February 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I can feel the feminism leaving my body while watching 2004 Phantom of the opera
"sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living" I mumble to myself, realizing the dishwasher needs to be emptied again
February 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living" I mumble to myself, realizing the dishwasher needs to be emptied again
You dumb bitch, don't take your extended release meth at lunchtime
Taking my Adderall with a chocolate cream cold brew is cunt
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
You dumb bitch, don't take your extended release meth at lunchtime
Taking my Adderall with a chocolate cream cold brew is cunt
February 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Taking my Adderall with a chocolate cream cold brew is cunt
Do I miss smoking or do I miss being 21
February 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Do I miss smoking or do I miss being 21
My mother took my dog to meet me at the airport after a 3 day trip like I was a soldier returning from war
January 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My mother took my dog to meet me at the airport after a 3 day trip like I was a soldier returning from war
I love my townhouse a lot but every time I need to vacuum my carpeted stairs I do take a moment to contemplate arson
January 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love my townhouse a lot but every time I need to vacuum my carpeted stairs I do take a moment to contemplate arson
Is there anything worse than having a funny and original thought only to google it and discover
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Is there anything worse than having a funny and original thought only to google it and discover
The human spirit was not built to endure the humiliation of washing one's underwear in a hotel bathtub
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The human spirit was not built to endure the humiliation of washing one's underwear in a hotel bathtub
A guy at this very nice restaurant asked if he could remove my plate with cheesy bread STILL ON IT and I just about went feral
January 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A guy at this very nice restaurant asked if he could remove my plate with cheesy bread STILL ON IT and I just about went feral
Sowwy for party rocking 🥺
January 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sowwy for party rocking 🥺
Reposted by Kat 💖
oh you use a text editor? real programmers make their edits directly on the github web ui
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
oh you use a text editor? real programmers make their edits directly on the github web ui
Reposted by Kat 💖
This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
January 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.