Verso is so good at ambulance chasing

Never trust someone who, out of many options, chooses a turkey sandwich

Only the fool thinks themself intelligent; the only real assessment of intelligence has to come from others

When NYT tells me about “one-pot tortellini” I hear pfpfpfplllllpfpfpfffprrrllrt

Controversial perhaps but I don’t think birria adds much to most dishes

Gulls cut curves on the aqua backdrop of a metro north morning

Hedge funders out to Stamford with sleep in their eyes, the first rays leap through windows, blasting out papers and phone screens alike

Quite a week: I’ve met Ai Weiwei and Justice Stephen Breyer and emailed with An-My Le…now off to France