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Doyle from High School ❌👑
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Teacher, dungeon-master, amateur accordionist, aspiring ornamental hermit.

Begins conversations with things like: “I read an article…” or “according to Slavic folklore…”

Time Magazine Person of the Year (2006)
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He/Him
If the White House totally pivoted and responded to all criticism with affront that anyone would be so callous as to attack a frail, sick, mentally incapacitated old man, that would probably work.
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The way to play with Lego as a kid is to follow the instructions to learn how the engineering of Lego works. Then you apply that to your own designs.
December 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Excellent celebration of gothic/haunted house cliches - enjoy
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It’s hard to ignore the fact that AI being deliberately forced into every facet of our day-to-day lives is accelerating our decline into a post-truth world.
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trick question: in this scenario his people ARE Putin.
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I obviously do not want to see Russia invade and try to seize control of Alaska. That would be horrible.

I am however extraordinarily curious (in the academic sense) to know exactly how trump would react - privately and publicly- to such an event.
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How long until the infected are accused of having deep and incurable character flaws such as insufficient faith or compromised loyalties?
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They know - they’re just hoping that swing voters don’t.
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Law & Order rules: highest-paid cast member is the killer.
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is this a parody account?
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Being generally nice and enjoying the holiday season is no way to build a brand as an edgy free-thinker.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Congressional republicans want him to survive this (politically et al) because they like what he’s doing.
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The short answer is to go back in time and impeach/convict trump after the 1/6 insurrection because following the constitution is more important than political expediency.
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Jesus, how many Rubicons is that now?
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It seems pretty clear that Republicans don’t want to save our country, they want:
- Elon musk to have a trillion dollars
- all people of color deported, imprisoned, or dead
- A war of conquest to control the world’s oil

They don’t have to like trump to like the outcome of trump’s policies.
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Man, this has been really embarrassing for you.
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Tapper clearly thinks he’s owed something. Wonder why.
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Quote from Oscar Wilde’s wife as a young unmarried woman.
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I know there’s nothing to be gained by pointing out how much this looks like idolatry…
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I think this undeniable fact accounts for the uptick in Bluesky users trying desperately to convince themselves that a Harris presidency would be somehow worse than this.
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Someone isn’t going to blow a chance to avoid going down in history as the US’s worst president.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
They have, but it turns out anyone worth leaking them to either has a personal interest in their suppression or is trying to leverage them into a book deal.

At least that’s my theory.
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM