Pascal Jakobsohn
@pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social
I don't want Newsom to run in 2028, but I do enjoy his trolling. At least somebody (relevant) tells him how dumb he is.
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I don't want Newsom to run in 2028, but I do enjoy his trolling. At least somebody (relevant) tells him how dumb he is.
I am an atheist. But damn, the rapture can't come soon enough. Save us from those maniacs. Take 'em away to wherever raptured people go.
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am an atheist. But damn, the rapture can't come soon enough. Save us from those maniacs. Take 'em away to wherever raptured people go.
What is wrong with all those people? Does Russia have dirt on every Trump enabler? Or were they chosen because they are cruel and gullible? Why does nobody in the GOP say "OK, enough with the bootlicking. This is getting insane."
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What is wrong with all those people? Does Russia have dirt on every Trump enabler? Or were they chosen because they are cruel and gullible? Why does nobody in the GOP say "OK, enough with the bootlicking. This is getting insane."
Nobody in his family is telling him "Dad, you are embarrasding us!! Cut it out. We and our children will have to change our last name because of you"?
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Nobody in his family is telling him "Dad, you are embarrasding us!! Cut it out. We and our children will have to change our last name because of you"?
FBI HQ better change all the gate codes before they get in the hands of militias or foreign agents.
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
FBI HQ better change all the gate codes before they get in the hands of militias or foreign agents.
He's in over his head. Big mouth, no substance.
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He's in over his head. Big mouth, no substance.
Much more. Trump allies got the contract. If they benefit, he benefits. The sky is the limit for the ballroom cost. It's a blank check for his wannabe buddies.
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Much more. Trump allies got the contract. If they benefit, he benefits. The sky is the limit for the ballroom cost. It's a blank check for his wannabe buddies.
If the U.S. starts a war, will FIFA ban the men's national football team from participating in the World Cup? Russia was rightly banned from all tournaments since 2022.
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If the U.S. starts a war, will FIFA ban the men's national football team from participating in the World Cup? Russia was rightly banned from all tournaments since 2022.
I thought the same thing. White local male has it a bit easier in Kentucky than a woman of color from D.C./California.
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I thought the same thing. White local male has it a bit easier in Kentucky than a woman of color from D.C./California.
Making money is an addiction for some people. Even if he had $10 trillion, he'd want more.
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Making money is an addiction for some people. Even if he had $10 trillion, he'd want more.
...and more expensive eggs. Eating cheap eggs make me feel.... poor.
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
...and more expensive eggs. Eating cheap eggs make me feel.... poor.
Trump is surrounded by Hitler loving fascists, but sure, make him the most jewish president ever...
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trump is surrounded by Hitler loving fascists, but sure, make him the most jewish president ever...
Who doesn't remember Trump bragging on September 11th 2001 that his tower is now the tallest in New York.
People like to make us believe that his current mental state is caused by dementia. But he has always been an egocentric piece of shit with zero empathy and no filter.
People like to make us believe that his current mental state is caused by dementia. But he has always been an egocentric piece of shit with zero empathy and no filter.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Who doesn't remember Trump bragging on September 11th 2001 that his tower is now the tallest in New York.
People like to make us believe that his current mental state is caused by dementia. But he has always been an egocentric piece of shit with zero empathy and no filter.
People like to make us believe that his current mental state is caused by dementia. But he has always been an egocentric piece of shit with zero empathy and no filter.
So in his words Rob Reiner died because of "Trump derangement syndrom". Does Trump think Reiner was murdered by a Trumper?
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So in his words Rob Reiner died because of "Trump derangement syndrom". Does Trump think Reiner was murdered by a Trumper?
He's not the worst human being ever, as there have been some really genocidal maniacs in history. But he might be the worst American ever.
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He's not the worst human being ever, as there have been some really genocidal maniacs in history. But he might be the worst American ever.
Two days in and they already offer money rewards to the public. Are they even trying to do their job? Or are they understaffed because most agents went over to the Gestapo?
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Two days in and they already offer money rewards to the public. Are they even trying to do their job? Or are they understaffed because most agents went over to the Gestapo?
That shows that many issues, like abortion or gay marriage etc, are not out of principle, but strictly political chess pieces for the GOP.
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
That shows that many issues, like abortion or gay marriage etc, are not out of principle, but strictly political chess pieces for the GOP.
She lost against a bad and unpopular candidate. Even many Democrats or Democrats leaning people did not vote because they thought Biden was stabbed in the back. And many men are (sadly) not ready or willing to vote for a woman as POTUS.
I don't think it's a good idea she runs again.
I don't think it's a good idea she runs again.
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
She lost against a bad and unpopular candidate. Even many Democrats or Democrats leaning people did not vote because they thought Biden was stabbed in the back. And many men are (sadly) not ready or willing to vote for a woman as POTUS.
I don't think it's a good idea she runs again.
I don't think it's a good idea she runs again.
As much as we want to read bad health news about Trump, but HIPAA applies to the White House squatter-in-chief as well.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
As much as we want to read bad health news about Trump, but HIPAA applies to the White House squatter-in-chief as well.
They used to claim ICE only goes after undocument immigrants with criminal records. Now they hold up groups of people based on skin color and maybe one of them has some dirt on them...
Not long until they hold up large groups of any color to see if maybe one or two have an unpaid parking ticket.
Not long until they hold up large groups of any color to see if maybe one or two have an unpaid parking ticket.
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They used to claim ICE only goes after undocument immigrants with criminal records. Now they hold up groups of people based on skin color and maybe one of them has some dirt on them...
Not long until they hold up large groups of any color to see if maybe one or two have an unpaid parking ticket.
Not long until they hold up large groups of any color to see if maybe one or two have an unpaid parking ticket.
If Hitler had cheated, would we have pity with Eva Braun? Not I.
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If Hitler had cheated, would we have pity with Eva Braun? Not I.
Of course he says that. He's plugging his business. A chimney sweeper would do the same. Well actually, a clear chimney is quite helpful.
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Of course he says that. He's plugging his business. A chimney sweeper would do the same. Well actually, a clear chimney is quite helpful.
The reason he doesn't sleep at nights is because he's afraid he won't wake up. If he power naps during meetings, at least there will be people who can call a medic if he appears dead.
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The reason he doesn't sleep at nights is because he's afraid he won't wake up. If he power naps during meetings, at least there will be people who can call a medic if he appears dead.
I wish my wage was up 30%
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I wish my wage was up 30%
Sit down, Junior, and snort another line.
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Sit down, Junior, and snort another line.