Peter S
@paschaefer.bsky.social
he/him
relentlessly casual
irrepressibly barefoot
cats, short fiction, TTRPGs
tabletop RPG developer
Shoeless Pete Games
formerly of WotC
Exalted 2E, D&D 4E
https://www.shoelesspetegames.com/
relentlessly casual
irrepressibly barefoot
cats, short fiction, TTRPGs
tabletop RPG developer
Shoeless Pete Games
formerly of WotC
Exalted 2E, D&D 4E
https://www.shoelesspetegames.com/
One-Line Film Review—Monkey Man (2024), starring Dev Patel: Monkey Man is a skillful and emotional Indian fantasy of revenge against the powerful who cruelly abuse the weak, including the poor and transgender.
April 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One-Line Film Review—Monkey Man (2024), starring Dev Patel: Monkey Man is a skillful and emotional Indian fantasy of revenge against the powerful who cruelly abuse the weak, including the poor and transgender.
One-line Film Review: Aftermath (2025), starring Dylan Sprouse
You’d think that, almost 40 years after the release of Die Hard, people would stop trying to make the next one without understanding what made it great.
You’d think that, almost 40 years after the release of Die Hard, people would stop trying to make the next one without understanding what made it great.
February 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One-line Film Review: Aftermath (2025), starring Dylan Sprouse
You’d think that, almost 40 years after the release of Die Hard, people would stop trying to make the next one without understanding what made it great.
You’d think that, almost 40 years after the release of Die Hard, people would stop trying to make the next one without understanding what made it great.
One-line Review: Death Wish 3 (1985): This film takes the vigilante wish fulfillment to a new level with cops endorsing Bronson's vigilantism, locals cheering on daylight extrajudicial murder, and a 32-year-old blonde chasing 64-year-old Bronson just so she can be killed after they hook up.
December 4, 2023 at 7:20 PM
One-line Review: Death Wish 3 (1985): This film takes the vigilante wish fulfillment to a new level with cops endorsing Bronson's vigilantism, locals cheering on daylight extrajudicial murder, and a 32-year-old blonde chasing 64-year-old Bronson just so she can be killed after they hook up.
The cat in question, Chainsaw:
October 26, 2023 at 10:19 PM
The cat in question, Chainsaw:
One-line film review: Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch
Nothing could save this uninspired story of high-school-age vampires, half-vampires, and evil vampires, but boy howdy does Zoey Deutch's portrayal of a sarcastic badass who says what the audience is thinking come close.
Nothing could save this uninspired story of high-school-age vampires, half-vampires, and evil vampires, but boy howdy does Zoey Deutch's portrayal of a sarcastic badass who says what the audience is thinking come close.
August 18, 2023 at 2:23 AM
One-line film review: Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch
Nothing could save this uninspired story of high-school-age vampires, half-vampires, and evil vampires, but boy howdy does Zoey Deutch's portrayal of a sarcastic badass who says what the audience is thinking come close.
Nothing could save this uninspired story of high-school-age vampires, half-vampires, and evil vampires, but boy howdy does Zoey Deutch's portrayal of a sarcastic badass who says what the audience is thinking come close.
Chainsaw is also a thumbsucker:
August 6, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Chainsaw is also a thumbsucker:
Chainsaw demonstrates his comfort level:
August 6, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Chainsaw demonstrates his comfort level:
This is what my wrist rest is for, now.
July 27, 2023 at 2:43 AM
This is what my wrist rest is for, now.
Introduce yourself with:
One book
One movie
One album
One book
One movie
One album
July 27, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Introduce yourself with:
One book
One movie
One album
One book
One movie
One album
Switchblade and Chainsaw are still at it!
July 26, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Switchblade and Chainsaw are still at it!
I finally got it mounted!
July 26, 2023 at 8:30 PM
I finally got it mounted!
Chainsaw has no fear:
July 23, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Chainsaw has no fear:
Just to stay on target, here's a picture of the kittens Chainsaw and Switchblade.
July 18, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Just to stay on target, here's a picture of the kittens Chainsaw and Switchblade.
More of Chainsaw and Switchblade!
July 14, 2023 at 5:32 AM
More of Chainsaw and Switchblade!
I'm having so much fun with this in a discord, I thought it'd go well here. Go on, give it your best shots!
July 11, 2023 at 10:03 PM
I'm having so much fun with this in a discord, I thought it'd go well here. Go on, give it your best shots!
Chainsaw and Switchblade being adorbs as all get out, plus one of older cat Chester enjoying attention.
July 11, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Chainsaw and Switchblade being adorbs as all get out, plus one of older cat Chester enjoying attention.
One-line movie review: Killing Gunther (2017), starring Taran Killam.
You'll watch it because it has Schwarzenegger in cool shades on the cover, but you'll tell people about it because of the occasional funny goofs and the sweet, genuine moments between Moynihan and Simone.
You'll watch it because it has Schwarzenegger in cool shades on the cover, but you'll tell people about it because of the occasional funny goofs and the sweet, genuine moments between Moynihan and Simone.
July 8, 2023 at 7:18 PM
One-line movie review: Killing Gunther (2017), starring Taran Killam.
You'll watch it because it has Schwarzenegger in cool shades on the cover, but you'll tell people about it because of the occasional funny goofs and the sweet, genuine moments between Moynihan and Simone.
You'll watch it because it has Schwarzenegger in cool shades on the cover, but you'll tell people about it because of the occasional funny goofs and the sweet, genuine moments between Moynihan and Simone.