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When I was an large I ate four dozen lads ever morning to help me get barge, but Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs now I'm roughly the size of an egg!
Who the hell is out there drinking whiskey for fun? Shits just a glass of heart burn
January 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Who the hell is out there drinking whiskey for fun? Shits just a glass of heart burn
I hate inflation I just went to cost cutters and got their cheapest hair cut it was $30 and I could HEAR Android 13 making fun of me for it
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I hate inflation I just went to cost cutters and got their cheapest hair cut it was $30 and I could HEAR Android 13 making fun of me for it
Pumpkin wants you to have a good day
November 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Pumpkin wants you to have a good day
This bastard just CRIMED (attack my headphone cords)
November 23, 2024 at 11:55 PM
This bastard just CRIMED (attack my headphone cords)
The best part of spilling a small amount of gasoline on your hand is that your hand will smell like gasoline for at least 3 days
November 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
The best part of spilling a small amount of gasoline on your hand is that your hand will smell like gasoline for at least 3 days
Pumkin says the TV is to bright
November 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Pumkin says the TV is to bright
Just lost my shit over the mental image of Papa Geppetto singing I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan to Pinocchio
November 14, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Just lost my shit over the mental image of Papa Geppetto singing I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan to Pinocchio
This man is a coward and will not last winter
November 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
This man is a coward and will not last winter
One eye going one way the other eye going going gone
Nicky got lightly sedated at the vet, please enjoy this picture of him orbiting Saturn
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
One eye going one way the other eye going going gone
The best part of drinking black coffee is how I still tast it 8 hours later after several meals and snacks
November 11, 2024 at 2:22 AM
The best part of drinking black coffee is how I still tast it 8 hours later after several meals and snacks
Whent on a night hike we diddnt bring a flashlight but their was a moon
November 11, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Whent on a night hike we diddnt bring a flashlight but their was a moon
🎶Uranium Jesus! Has gone and got me down, URANIUM JESUS! it's spreading all around!🎶
November 10, 2024 at 12:36 AM
🎶Uranium Jesus! Has gone and got me down, URANIUM JESUS! it's spreading all around!🎶
3 was the best farcry I will die in this hill
November 9, 2024 at 6:30 PM
3 was the best farcry I will die in this hill
I've been playing video games long enough to know you have to dodge that attack it can't be blocked and it's also a ranged weapons
November 9, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I've been playing video games long enough to know you have to dodge that attack it can't be blocked and it's also a ranged weapons
They could really just do whatever on TV in the 2000's huh
November 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM
They could really just do whatever on TV in the 2000's huh
Doing the loopty Loop and pull just to get into 9th gear
November 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Doing the loopty Loop and pull just to get into 9th gear
She demanded cuddles
November 9, 2024 at 2:52 PM
She demanded cuddles