I’m about to start yapping to myself on here again

putting up world record numbers for the “most mistakes made in the first 90 days”

this is how it feels to be able to name more than 5 NCAA women’s basketball players and 0 (zero) men’s players

hey so why would severance do that to me ?

Senator Crapo? More like Se— nvm it doesn’t get more on the nose

Most bizarre thing about Survivor is that in the early seasons they made the jury and finalists wear the same clothes they had on at the final tribal council to the finale which takes place in a studio. Like why do y’all have this 60 year old woman in full glam still wearing her buff as a tube top

somewhere there’s a person who loves tom sandoval because they only know him from traitors

watching survivor s3. the young v old drama in the original samburu tribe is so delusional on the youngs’ part and I’m glad Jeff Probst pulled the rug out from underneath them. Was literally just the four most annoying ppl telling each other exaaaaaaccctly

I open this app so I can talk about the new Tim Robinson Paul Rudd movie trailer and it’s like no one wants to talk about the new Tim Robinson Paul Rudd movie trailer

I think the worm in RFK Jr’s brain speaks parseltongue

this is my impression of me watching survivor s2 & googling the guy who severely burned his hands after passing out in the fire:

let me check Wikipedia to see what happened to the guy who severely burned his hands after passing out in the fire I wonder if he’s okay nOH MY GOD

btw this is how it feels to turn on the panthers game and see that the crowd at Bank of America is majority chiefs fans

Hot Frosty this, Hot Frosty that. Imagine my surprise when I turn the movie on and see that the titular role is played by Ted the vet from Schitt’s Creek? Spooky stuff.

i’m at the spectrum hq office doing the bene gesserit voice on the ceo so he will finally give me a statement credit for lack of internet after hurricane helene

he’s got them kiziks on

greg abbott in every single frame of this fight is insane work