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Evil public library shill (she/they)
@pastanoodle.bsky.social
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Savannah Vicario @savannahvicario Ladies. lf you're in a relationship, you need to be actively working on making your man healthier in every way. This means No more seed oils No sunscreen No sunglasses No micro plastics Natural remedies only If he vapes... just no Trash his AirPods Trash his fluoride toothpaste Trash his aluminum deodorant Only organic produce Get him blue light blockers Cook him steak & burgers Never let his phone touch his balls Replace his lotion with beef tallow Get him taking magnesium bc he's probably deficient Add minerals & electrolytes to his water 100% cotton underwear only
November 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
pastanoodle.bsky.social
Since it is apparently a great time to recruit for cults anyone want to do this one?
Screenshot of Facebook messenger conversation Blue: Are you religious? Blue: I'd like to introduce you to my religion Grey: What's your religion Blue: *a flat map of the world where the outline of a cat has been drawn around the continents and a circle around Australia so it looks like a cat is playing with a ball (Australia is the ball) Blue: The Cat Earth Society
November 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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If anyone was curious here you go

www.ala.org/tools/ethics

Screenshot with alt text of point 9. Click to fully expand
9. We affirm the inherent dignity and rights of every person. We work to recognize and dismantle systemic and individual biases; to confront inequity and oppression; to enhance diversity and inclusion; and to advance racial and social justice in our libraries, communities, profession, and associations through awareness, advocacy, education, collaboration, services, and allocation of resources and spaces.
November 8, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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I forgot to add the text that they posted with the original images
chartheshark: This year has made me feel so very, very blessed. I want to pay it forward, so here's what l'm gonna do: 1) Support the development of other writers, 2) Do the least I can do for an ongoing horrific humanitarian crisis I'm offering critiques by donation! 100% of proceeds will go to Crips for eSims for Gaza, a grassroots initiative organized by @pipagaopoetry @disability_visibility and @thellpsx. If you haven't heard of their project please go check it out! These folks have raised over $1M in funds to help families stay connected in midst of war and genocide. Honest, thorough, and detailed feedback is one of the most helpful things a writer can receive. But asking for feedback can be tough, and not everyone has the time to give it. I hope that with this initiative, I can support other writers and give to a good cause at the same time See link in my bio for more info!
November 8, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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Reposted with screenshots of the link for those without Instagram

1st link is their link tree 2nd link is their fundraiser link

linktr.ee/chartheshark

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
chartheshark: Need feedback on your writing? I'm giving out critiques to fundraise for Gaza eSims Scroll for more details. 2/4 What You'll Get At least 400 words of detailed thoughtful feedback 1 strength; and 1 element that can be stronger 1 follow-up email to answer any questions about your critique 3/4 What You Can Submit Prose: fiction, non-fiction, or creative non-fiction up to 5,000 words Outlines for longer works Poetry is welcome, but since I'm not a poet, feedback will be limited 4/4 More Info & How to Sign Up Please fill out this form to get started! Critiques available until I'm at capacity Link is also in my bio Note: I added the link to the post because links aren't clickable in alt text
November 8, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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#alt4you in post because phone numbers part 1

WARM LINES THAT DON'T CALL THE POLICE
InclusiveTherapists.com/crisis
Call Blackline: 800-604-5841
Centers BI&POC, LGBTO+ Black Femme Lens
Trans Lifeline: 877-565-8860 (US), 877-330-6366 (Canada) Run by and for Trans people
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November 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
pastanoodle.bsky.social
Happy birthday!

Here's a silly dad joke I like.
A guy in a white lab coat. The word "biologist" is above his head. Next to him is a tiny version of himself. The word "microbiologist" is above his head. It is a pun
November 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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I bought this button a few weeks ago and it's been earning it's keep

www.etsy.com/listing/1804...
Huge 6 inch pink button/pin with "I really wish I weren't living through a major historical event right now!" On it. It's a parody of squidward's I wish I wasn't here button he wore to work once
November 6, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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His email said that tinglets are usually 3 USD so if you can donate that or more to 'transgender law center' please do transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/
Cover of chuck tingle's new free short story. Title: SPEVE KORNACKI POUNDED ENTHUSIASTICALLY BY HIS HANDSOME ELECTION MAP Picture of a topless white twink with glasses posing sexily while a white dude's face with groomed close cut beard stares out from an election map on a large screen FROM USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR, BRAM STOKER AWARD NOMINEE, AND TWO TIME HUGE AWARD FINALIST CHUCK TINGLE
November 6, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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A package of hornet Black label cinnamon toast crunch cinnadust bacon at a grocery store
November 4, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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I volunteered to set up for an event and found out an hour before that I needed a costume. I put on my heavy duty covid mask with my regular clothes and voila!

Dressed as someone living through an airborn plague

I got a "topical"

And a "I like your costume" the 20 minutes I was there
Black elastomeric half mask with bright pink filters on each side. It's a Honeywell 7700 with p100 filters.
November 3, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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Thanks for reminding me that I need to make this
Cross stitch of an ox pulling a covered wagon on black aida fabric with the words: GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING TO GO DIE OF DYSENTERY This is a reference to the video game the Oregon trail and to the movie "mean girls"
November 1, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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The bits circled in red do the text scanning. I might have had to enable bixby

You do not have to click both. Either should work
Screenshot of an image opened in the Samsung gallery app with the eye icon at the top circled in red and a yellow T icon circled in red
October 31, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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The answer is potato roses
Tweet from "naz" @nazxca, 7:43 PM on July 25th, 2021: "There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S."
October 31, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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Twitter screenshot Ernie Tedeschi @ernietedeschi What makes the WaPo incident different from the LA Times incident here is that the Post explicitly built and sold its identity around the theme of defending democracy over the last several years, and now the chips are down in the first presidential election post-January 6. Quoted tweet Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias . 1h If you want to punish Bezos, cancel Amazon Prime not the Post (and send little notes in both cases). "WIW I don't really care about endorsements but do wish they would re-invest in covering local government 12:49 PM Oct 26, 2024
October 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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#alt4you
Twitter screenshot Jared Lescoe @j_larson5 This "comedian" was paid off by KAMALA HARRIS to do this at the rally and does not reflect the views of Trump or the Republican Party. Just the dirty Democrats trying to take Trump down 8 days before the election. Trump is extremely busy and does several rallies a day in different states and does not have the chance to thoroughly investigate each person being put on the stage. Pretty obvious it was a hit job from the real racist Kamala and the party of the KKK, Democrats. #badbunny #MSG #MSGHateRally #trumprally #PuertoRico
October 29, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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This would piss me off so much. Solidarity
Illustration of a black crow on a piece of wood in what looks like a forest fire with the text Oh, so when crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges it's "intelligent" and "really cool" But when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to let it go"
October 25, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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I saw some jam thumprint cookies in the same vein and I need to make them
A picture of 4 home made jam cookies with red jam and little cookie fingers to make it look like the old shock image goatse. So it's a set of cookies that look like a person pulling their asshole incredibly wide
October 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Banger from yesterday
Screenshot of a quote post on bluesky Lisa Spooner: It's like weird memes mixed with earnest posts about child strangulation and choking Very bizarre yet helpful... U. S. Consumer Product Safety Commission: That's the brand
October 23, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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Op quote posted someone who said some words about people being against hello with this image
A crusade has been inaugurated in telephone circles in NY against the word "hello," used to call up central or any person with whom one wishes to converse. It is a failure, however, and the old fashioned exclamation with a dangerous similarity to the regions of Pluto, when heard over the wires, will still continue in use.
October 22, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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Please let me know if I got this wrong I'm not the biggest Korean BBQ person
Picture from probably a Korean BBQ restaurant. There's a recessed circular stove top covered in strips of brown meat. a pair of tongs are resting on the table. There is a bowl of white rice and a different bowl of brightly colored orange and green veggies. There might be a red sauce on the veggies
October 21, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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Screenshot of text on a multicolor background "Agree to disagree" is reserved for things like "I don't like coffee." NOT racism, homophobia, sexism. Not basic common decency. Not human rights. Not the right to be treated equally regardless of race, religion, color, creed or sexual orientation. WE DO NOT HAVE A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION. WE HAVE A DIFFERENCE IN MORALITY.
October 21, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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Grilled cheese cut on the diagonal with 1 bite taken out on a white plate with a decorative blue splatter design next to a bowl of soup that looks very cheesy. There is also a gold rimmed glass of something that looks like lemonade as well as a purple lighter and a brown vape pen. Looks to be on a wooden table/crate
October 21, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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#alt4you
Grey striped tabby cat with green/yellow eyes on a white and blue plaid blanket.
October 21, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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By @NollaTree Vtuber Get To Know 1like = 1 answer Me! 1. Favourite Vtuber? 2. Age? 3. Favourite colour? 4. Tag afriend! 5. Are you Seiso or 18+ 6. Any secret talents? 7. Twitch, youtube or other? 8. Favourite anime? 9. Favourite game? 10. Can you sing? 11. Do you watch Hololive or Nijisanji? 12. Any hobbies? 13. Favourite movie? 14. Dogs or cats? 15. Any nicknames? 16. What's your vtubing goal? 17. Gender ldentity? 18. What's your weirdest fear? 19. Are you in a vtuber group? 20. Are you indie or corporate? 21. What's your favourite food? 22. Did you have a debut stream? 23. Do you stream or make videos? 24. What's your vtuber species? 25. Do you have a mascot? 26. Do you vtube full time? 27. No model PNG, Live2D or 3D? 28. Can you dance? 29. Who designed you? 30. Best tip for a new vtuber? 31.Favourite season? 32. Pick one person you would haunt! 33. Do you have a charm point? 34. What languages do you speak? 35. Top 3 things you own? 36. When is your birthday? 37. When did you start vtubing? 38. What's your height? 39. Do you have a greeting? 40. Do you have an oshi mark? 41. What do you make content about? 42. Describe yourself in three words 43. Do you have a discord server? 44. Where do you see yourself in a year? 45. Do you have a sign off? 46. How often do you stream? 47. Do you have an art tag? 48. Have you used Skeb? 49. Any pets? 50. Which question was your favourite?
October 21, 2024 at 9:33 AM