Mossie
@pastaverse.bsky.social
- Mossie
- 22 (11/29)
- Hobbyist writer
- Autistic
- 22 (11/29)
- Hobbyist writer
- Autistic
I knew this would be terrible, but Seth Rogen Napolitan Pig driving a pink cybertruck was nowhere close on the bingo card
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I knew this would be terrible, but Seth Rogen Napolitan Pig driving a pink cybertruck was nowhere close on the bingo card
I looked it up and he won't be going public until at least 2053. Guess a lot of people are shelling out to the Suess estate this year
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I looked it up and he won't be going public until at least 2053. Guess a lot of people are shelling out to the Suess estate this year
He's the best character and I will not hear any arguments
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
He's the best character and I will not hear any arguments
If you guys didn't get the email like me, then the url is voxtek.hazbinhotel.com
VoxTek
Trust us.
voxtek.hazbinhotel.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you guys didn't get the email like me, then the url is voxtek.hazbinhotel.com
This will be a new staple in my vocabulary
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This will be a new staple in my vocabulary
I work a seven hour shift the day before and the only thing that will get me through it is knowing I'll get to reward myself with hazbin
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I work a seven hour shift the day before and the only thing that will get me through it is knowing I'll get to reward myself with hazbin
He definitely leaves refrigerated food he no longer wants on the closest shelf instead of back in the freezers
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He definitely leaves refrigerated food he no longer wants on the closest shelf instead of back in the freezers
Look into Feel Free. It was a product sold in US gas stations that claimed to improve focus and energy, but had a super addictive set of ingredients. I doubt that's what they're referencing here exactly, but it's the first thing that came to my mind
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Look into Feel Free. It was a product sold in US gas stations that claimed to improve focus and energy, but had a super addictive set of ingredients. I doubt that's what they're referencing here exactly, but it's the first thing that came to my mind
I love this show but I'm no longer physically able to stay up past 2 AM (especially since I'm working late tonight) I'll see you all in the morning lmao
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love this show but I'm no longer physically able to stay up past 2 AM (especially since I'm working late tonight) I'll see you all in the morning lmao
As a lesbian this is my dream woman. I wouldn't be able to walk around heaven because I'd go completely weak at the knees just thinking about her
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
As a lesbian this is my dream woman. I wouldn't be able to walk around heaven because I'd go completely weak at the knees just thinking about her
'Don't think of her that way!' They say after I've already imagined her as the sweetest and gentle guiding service top imaginable
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
'Don't think of her that way!' They say after I've already imagined her as the sweetest and gentle guiding service top imaginable
Hearing his voice going from boring and droll while reading the script to dripping with pure malice when he went into misogynistic side tangents will never fail to send shivers down my spine
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hearing his voice going from boring and droll while reading the script to dripping with pure malice when he went into misogynistic side tangents will never fail to send shivers down my spine
The phone cases are cute but why do they only have options for iPhones, I have a Samsung 😭
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The phone cases are cute but why do they only have options for iPhones, I have a Samsung 😭
What Vox wants us to see: A former cult leader planning on using those skills to make sinners join in on his rebellion against heaven
What we actually see: crazy shark dad
What we actually see: crazy shark dad
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What Vox wants us to see: A former cult leader planning on using those skills to make sinners join in on his rebellion against heaven
What we actually see: crazy shark dad
What we actually see: crazy shark dad
Scrolling through his Wikipedia page made me feel like I was being whacked back and forth like a ping pong ball 😭
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Scrolling through his Wikipedia page made me feel like I was being whacked back and forth like a ping pong ball 😭
Maybe it was a tonometer? They use it to measure eye pressure. But regardless, it's still wrong that you were kept out of the loop on what they were doing, that's terrible on their end :/
October 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Maybe it was a tonometer? They use it to measure eye pressure. But regardless, it's still wrong that you were kept out of the loop on what they were doing, that's terrible on their end :/
Oh girl me too, I'm down bad for the fictional cat man 😔
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh girl me too, I'm down bad for the fictional cat man 😔
You're telling me this guy isn't the definition of perfection?
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You're telling me this guy isn't the definition of perfection?
A truly terrible day to have a less popular character as your favorite 😔
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A truly terrible day to have a less popular character as your favorite 😔
I couldn't get into The Office because this was the premise. If Helluva Boss did the same, I probably would've quit a couple of episodes in
September 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I couldn't get into The Office because this was the premise. If Helluva Boss did the same, I probably would've quit a couple of episodes in
Huskerdust is Spindlehorse's worst kept secret at this point lmao
September 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Huskerdust is Spindlehorse's worst kept secret at this point lmao
Officially adding fettuccine fuck to my vocabulary now
September 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Officially adding fettuccine fuck to my vocabulary now
I didn't watch the announcement for more than a few seconds but he looks like a ghoul it's honestly terrifying 😭
September 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I didn't watch the announcement for more than a few seconds but he looks like a ghoul it's honestly terrifying 😭
I don't really pay attention myself, I only learned about it through reddit lmao
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don't really pay attention myself, I only learned about it through reddit lmao