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February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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She should be on the USA women's hockey the way she embellishes being hurt
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
She should be on the USA women's hockey the way she embellishes being hurt
There's something highly suspicious about canadian-born people competing for the United States in these Olympics specifically. Like if you had a choice why pick to represent Trump's USA?
U. S citizens, I get that, you had no choice
U. S citizens, I get that, you had no choice
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
There's something highly suspicious about canadian-born people competing for the United States in these Olympics specifically. Like if you had a choice why pick to represent Trump's USA?
U. S citizens, I get that, you had no choice
U. S citizens, I get that, you had no choice
Men in figure skating look so fkn lame compared to their female counterparts.
C'mon wear something exciting, I'm sick of black pants and lighter shirts.
At least the minions skater tried to look interesting
C'mon wear something exciting, I'm sick of black pants and lighter shirts.
At least the minions skater tried to look interesting
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Men in figure skating look so fkn lame compared to their female counterparts.
C'mon wear something exciting, I'm sick of black pants and lighter shirts.
At least the minions skater tried to look interesting
C'mon wear something exciting, I'm sick of black pants and lighter shirts.
At least the minions skater tried to look interesting
I get that there are issues with it but I just love seeing the world come together at the Olympics to stand unified and hate JD vance
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I get that there are issues with it but I just love seeing the world come together at the Olympics to stand unified and hate JD vance
SUVs are gender non-conformists.
August 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
SUVs are gender non-conformists.
Toronto is for boomers
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Toronto is for boomers
A solid fk you to the vendor calling themselves "dinosaur jr" at my cities Ribfest. I got so so so excited for two seconds
August 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A solid fk you to the vendor calling themselves "dinosaur jr" at my cities Ribfest. I got so so so excited for two seconds
Construction workers r so funny. They act so tuff then start work way too early, angering everyone around them all BC they can't work in the heat.
BUT then they get off and try to act more important than the teenager serving them whose been sprinting in 45c and over temps for 10 hrs. 🤣🤣
BUT then they get off and try to act more important than the teenager serving them whose been sprinting in 45c and over temps for 10 hrs. 🤣🤣
August 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Construction workers r so funny. They act so tuff then start work way too early, angering everyone around them all BC they can't work in the heat.
BUT then they get off and try to act more important than the teenager serving them whose been sprinting in 45c and over temps for 10 hrs. 🤣🤣
BUT then they get off and try to act more important than the teenager serving them whose been sprinting in 45c and over temps for 10 hrs. 🤣🤣
Hey vegan ppl, gasoline is an animal biproduct and we could use your help in decreasing the use of cars.
August 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hey vegan ppl, gasoline is an animal biproduct and we could use your help in decreasing the use of cars.
Is it a red flag that I love Melba toast?
August 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is it a red flag that I love Melba toast?
Making fun of Cobbs is at least in my opinion, afantastic thing to run on.
Cops are very near the top of people who should be constantly and relentlessly bullied at least until they get rid of their guns
Cops are very near the top of people who should be constantly and relentlessly bullied at least until they get rid of their guns
in 2020 he quote tweeted someone saying they saw a cop crying in his car with "nature is healing"
He once mocked a crying cop. Now he may run the nation’s largest police force.
Zohran Mamdani will face a gauntlet of political pitfalls should he win the NYC mayoral race and find himself at the helm of the NYPD.
Zohran Mamdani will face a gauntlet of political pitfalls should he win the NYC mayoral race and find himself at the helm of the NYPD.
July 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Making fun of Cobbs is at least in my opinion, afantastic thing to run on.
Cops are very near the top of people who should be constantly and relentlessly bullied at least until they get rid of their guns
Cops are very near the top of people who should be constantly and relentlessly bullied at least until they get rid of their guns
Maybe it's because I flew #deltabrecently, but they seem to be crashing and falling apart more than any other airline.
Maybe don't let them keep flying?
Maybe don't let them keep flying?
July 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Maybe it's because I flew #deltabrecently, but they seem to be crashing and falling apart more than any other airline.
Maybe don't let them keep flying?
Maybe don't let them keep flying?
For sure, one of my favorite traits of humans is their desire to rip up the natural plants and plant grass so that they can have a peaceful lawn.
And then proceeding to use very loud machinery to keep it short constantly
Which seems to negate the peacefulness they wanted.
And then proceeding to use very loud machinery to keep it short constantly
Which seems to negate the peacefulness they wanted.
July 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
For sure, one of my favorite traits of humans is their desire to rip up the natural plants and plant grass so that they can have a peaceful lawn.
And then proceeding to use very loud machinery to keep it short constantly
Which seems to negate the peacefulness they wanted.
And then proceeding to use very loud machinery to keep it short constantly
Which seems to negate the peacefulness they wanted.
Everybody should be politely complaining to their city government about things more
Persistence and politeness get things done at least on a local level
Persistence and politeness get things done at least on a local level
July 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Everybody should be politely complaining to their city government about things more
Persistence and politeness get things done at least on a local level
Persistence and politeness get things done at least on a local level
Dolphins are like billionaires where they try to lull you into the false sense of security saying that they're good people and it's fine. They're different, they're not. All dolphins are scary. All billionaires are trash
July 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dolphins are like billionaires where they try to lull you into the false sense of security saying that they're good people and it's fine. They're different, they're not. All dolphins are scary. All billionaires are trash
If an actor lives long enough, they will converge with other actors to be the same age on profile pictures on IMDb.
At one point Kyle McLaughlin was 30 years younger than Dennis Hopper. Now you look at their pictures beside each other on the blue velvet page and they look like classmates
At one point Kyle McLaughlin was 30 years younger than Dennis Hopper. Now you look at their pictures beside each other on the blue velvet page and they look like classmates
July 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If an actor lives long enough, they will converge with other actors to be the same age on profile pictures on IMDb.
At one point Kyle McLaughlin was 30 years younger than Dennis Hopper. Now you look at their pictures beside each other on the blue velvet page and they look like classmates
At one point Kyle McLaughlin was 30 years younger than Dennis Hopper. Now you look at their pictures beside each other on the blue velvet page and they look like classmates
Speaking of superheroes, if Captain America were decapitated would his head be captain Canada?
#justicleague
#justicleague
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Speaking of superheroes, if Captain America were decapitated would his head be captain Canada?
#justicleague
#justicleague
With all of these marvel films, it's a wonder that none of the superheroes have been musical theater nerds
Like they all have great costumes. Great choreography but no wheeze out here singing what they're doing and feeling? Not realistic
Like they all have great costumes. Great choreography but no wheeze out here singing what they're doing and feeling? Not realistic
July 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
With all of these marvel films, it's a wonder that none of the superheroes have been musical theater nerds
Like they all have great costumes. Great choreography but no wheeze out here singing what they're doing and feeling? Not realistic
Like they all have great costumes. Great choreography but no wheeze out here singing what they're doing and feeling? Not realistic
Why are vegans not against driving? Petrol for sure feels like animal biproduct.
( I'm not trying to be mean to vegans all, I just hate personal motor vehicles
( I'm not trying to be mean to vegans all, I just hate personal motor vehicles
July 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why are vegans not against driving? Petrol for sure feels like animal biproduct.
( I'm not trying to be mean to vegans all, I just hate personal motor vehicles
( I'm not trying to be mean to vegans all, I just hate personal motor vehicles
@ndp.ca, have you given up as a party? When Canada, more than ever needs a left party. You seemingly are silent and have no leader. Why? Why are you refusing to do anything? Our liberal government is slipping more right-wing what are you're silent? Why have you not picked a new leader?
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@ndp.ca, have you given up as a party? When Canada, more than ever needs a left party. You seemingly are silent and have no leader. Why? Why are you refusing to do anything? Our liberal government is slipping more right-wing what are you're silent? Why have you not picked a new leader?
as somebody that lives in Ontario but not Toronto. the fuck is Doug Ford's problem with bike Lanes. it seems like that's all he cares about is bike lanes and how to get rid of them
July 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
as somebody that lives in Ontario but not Toronto. the fuck is Doug Ford's problem with bike Lanes. it seems like that's all he cares about is bike lanes and how to get rid of them
The indigenous the queers, the disabled and the leftists have been divided by the right.
As important as everybody's individual identity is, it is more important that we all collectively have an identity to fight for equal rights and a safer world
As important as everybody's individual identity is, it is more important that we all collectively have an identity to fight for equal rights and a safer world
July 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The indigenous the queers, the disabled and the leftists have been divided by the right.
As important as everybody's individual identity is, it is more important that we all collectively have an identity to fight for equal rights and a safer world
As important as everybody's individual identity is, it is more important that we all collectively have an identity to fight for equal rights and a safer world
It's insane that Western countries don't make people go back to school for a year every like 5 years just to update them on some information that was wrong when they were in school.
Like how is anything going to change without any education? Wait 50 years. Fuck that
Like how is anything going to change without any education? Wait 50 years. Fuck that
July 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's insane that Western countries don't make people go back to school for a year every like 5 years just to update them on some information that was wrong when they were in school.
Like how is anything going to change without any education? Wait 50 years. Fuck that
Like how is anything going to change without any education? Wait 50 years. Fuck that