pastelowl
@pastelowl.leftis.best
she/her 🏳️⚧️ 🖤🤍💜 39 yo, my life been all over the place, and that’s ok
I wanna post and chat and learn
I can talk in gobbiespeak
I wanna post and chat and learn
I can talk in gobbiespeak
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pastelowl
@pastelowl.leftis.best
· Aug 28
I knew that I’d be getting this one out of the vault at some point this year.
The Bluehands of wingflap postspoting want this gobbie ta’ add her gobbiefriends? And mouthflaps our plotty-plans for uplander bashing and smashing? I’m no babygob.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The Bluehands of wingflap postspoting want this gobbie ta’ add her gobbiefriends? And mouthflaps our plotty-plans for uplander bashing and smashing? I’m no babygob.
Every app and website having a year in review is April fools day for Gen Z
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Every app and website having a year in review is April fools day for Gen Z
i wear my stunna glasses in the early evening
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i wear my stunna glasses in the early evening
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Funktastic by Rip Slyme on the Poetry Side from the Orchestra + Plus album
I swear this shit doesn't exist on the internet, or youtube, or streaming services anymore, but it's a daily listen
@konatachan.bsky.social
Funktastic by Rip Slyme on the Poetry Side from the Orchestra + Plus album
I swear this shit doesn't exist on the internet, or youtube, or streaming services anymore, but it's a daily listen
@konatachan.bsky.social
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November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Funktastic by Rip Slyme on the Poetry Side from the Orchestra + Plus album
I swear this shit doesn't exist on the internet, or youtube, or streaming services anymore, but it's a daily listen
@konatachan.bsky.social
Funktastic by Rip Slyme on the Poetry Side from the Orchestra + Plus album
I swear this shit doesn't exist on the internet, or youtube, or streaming services anymore, but it's a daily listen
@konatachan.bsky.social
inch by inch, house by house, home by home, poster by poster
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
inch by inch, house by house, home by home, poster by poster
u won't be around next year kickin mad flava in ya ear
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
u won't be around next year kickin mad flava in ya ear
WHAT IT DO I'M PASTELOWL I'M THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
WHAT IT DO I'M PASTELOWL I'M THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP
I fucking hate the MLS/NWSL playoff system it’s so stupid lmao
KC Current best team by far all year
Lose one game
Out of the playoffs
KC Current best team by far all year
Lose one game
Out of the playoffs
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I fucking hate the MLS/NWSL playoff system it’s so stupid lmao
KC Current best team by far all year
Lose one game
Out of the playoffs
KC Current best team by far all year
Lose one game
Out of the playoffs
The best three stage combo was
01. A (Renaissance)
02. V (For EXTREME)
03. Healing Vision ~Angelic Mix~
And if you were really feeling it that day, drop V, move up Healing Vision, and finish off with Drop Out and fail
01. A (Renaissance)
02. V (For EXTREME)
03. Healing Vision ~Angelic Mix~
And if you were really feeling it that day, drop V, move up Healing Vision, and finish off with Drop Out and fail
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The best three stage combo was
01. A (Renaissance)
02. V (For EXTREME)
03. Healing Vision ~Angelic Mix~
And if you were really feeling it that day, drop V, move up Healing Vision, and finish off with Drop Out and fail
01. A (Renaissance)
02. V (For EXTREME)
03. Healing Vision ~Angelic Mix~
And if you were really feeling it that day, drop V, move up Healing Vision, and finish off with Drop Out and fail
Bread!
I just eat it straight like this cause bread is bread
I just eat it straight like this cause bread is bread
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bread!
I just eat it straight like this cause bread is bread
I just eat it straight like this cause bread is bread
I may not walk around with my camera anymore but I’m always looking for those reflections.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I may not walk around with my camera anymore but I’m always looking for those reflections.
SoundCloud rapper Mayor is so much more a flex than TikTok influencer politician
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
SoundCloud rapper Mayor is so much more a flex than TikTok influencer politician
Teen vogue politics team and work were really amazing for last like 10/15 years. I learned a lot from it. It’s a real shame it got gutted.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Teen vogue politics team and work were really amazing for last like 10/15 years. I learned a lot from it. It’s a real shame it got gutted.
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Sure would be nice if Teen Vogue's politics team still existed.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sure would be nice if Teen Vogue's politics team still existed.
Find or download a compass app one hour until you face Mecca
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Find or download a compass app one hour until you face Mecca
Literally cancelling all plans I had This is going to be the night of all nights for true posters
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Literally cancelling all plans I had This is going to be the night of all nights for true posters
I think another project he should do is tear down all the skyscrapers in Manhattan and reestablish Little Syria
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think another project he should do is tear down all the skyscrapers in Manhattan and reestablish Little Syria
God I wish today was November 9
Mamdani gonna be mayor Cheney dead
It’s literally a reverse 9/11
Mamdani gonna be mayor Cheney dead
It’s literally a reverse 9/11
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
God I wish today was November 9
Mamdani gonna be mayor Cheney dead
It’s literally a reverse 9/11
Mamdani gonna be mayor Cheney dead
It’s literally a reverse 9/11
If a certain other thing happens today I’m claiming the joke a second war criminal has hit the cemetery
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If a certain other thing happens today I’m claiming the joke a second war criminal has hit the cemetery
Fuck the FDA, you will pry my Tylenol from my cold, dead, autistic, and trans hands
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fuck the FDA, you will pry my Tylenol from my cold, dead, autistic, and trans hands
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I’m gonna go ahead and say it has an impact.
I see the people of Toronto failed to keep this man out of the ballpark. We’ll see if that causes an impact tonight or not.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’m gonna go ahead and say it has an impact.
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I’m pretty bummed that Ohtani didn’t have the pitching juice tonight. I actually don’t care which team wins in the end, but I’ll be rooting for and Ohtani game winning RBI or HR.
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m pretty bummed that Ohtani didn’t have the pitching juice tonight. I actually don’t care which team wins in the end, but I’ll be rooting for and Ohtani game winning RBI or HR.
I went to the boardgame/card game hobby store tonight to scope it out and vibes were way off for me. Ain’t going back
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I went to the boardgame/card game hobby store tonight to scope it out and vibes were way off for me. Ain’t going back