banner
pat-gdl.bsky.social
@pat-gdl.bsky.social
Utterly sarcastic.
The story quotes an email, stating that of the 10 co-conspirators, "I believe the breakdown was 5 in New York, 1 in North Carolina, 1 in Boston, and 3 in Florida." I wonder whether Trump is included in the pedos from NY or Florida (his voting address).
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think this may be the episode where Pedo Trump jumps the shark.
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
TRUMP: "Why did Brown University have so few Security Cameras? There can be no excuse for that. In the modern age, it just doesn’t get worse!!! President DJT."

And why didn't the students and faculty have more guns? Time to send in the national guard. And ICE.

www.rawstory.com/trump-brown-...
Trump weighs in on Brown University shooting as suspect still at large
Donald Trump has asked why Brown University did not have more security cameras in a post to Truth Social. The president had previously paid tribute to the two killed and nine injured in the shooting a...
www.rawstory.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tonight to discuss the following topics:

War on Venezuela
Windmills vs whales
Maduro stealing our oil to put under his land
Hotlips Leavitt
Batteries
Invisible planes
Hoaxes
War on Greenland
Drug boats killing millions
Ivanka apparitions
Gulf/golf stories
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Kash Patel has said that the FBI has to "restart" the investigation into the Brown massacre. His new strategy: "Can someone please tell us who did this? We weren't there when it happened and it snowed."

www.rawstory.com/brown-univer...
Kash Patel's bungles cripple Brown probe — and leave FBI praying for bailout: expert
Early mistakes in the investigation of the fatal shooting at Brown University has left the FBI reliant on another bailout like the tip that led to an arrest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, accordin...
www.rawstory.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
LEAVITT: The same doctors that didn't tell us what the MRIs were for didn't tell us what they have been doing with his hand, so all we can assume is that it is literally a result of his constantly shaking hands.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When asked to comment on the release of photos, Speaker Mike Johnson stated, "I'm not sure exactly what you are talking about. I have been too busy with other things to consider this hoax perpetrated by the Dems. I may have to consult with my son on whether I am even allowed to view these photos."
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm anxiously awaiting a rebuttal from Stormy Daniels.
Is someone going to ask Trump and/or Karoline Leavitt about the Trump condoms.
Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Birds of a feather...
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Reposted
Trump: "You don't even see fishing boats on water. You want to go fishing in that area? Anybody want to go fishing in that area?"
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Amazon cart:

1 Charger cable
1 Pair mens shoes, size 9
1 Appendectomy
1 Bankruptcy forms, State of WA
1 Coffin, generic plywood

Click to purchase
Rand Paul: "What is the Republican plan for healthcare? My plan would allow for people to buy their insurance through a collective. Basically to buy their insurance through Costco or Sam's Club or Amazon."
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"We're a long way from Nuremberg trials. We have forgotten all about that. That part of history is about to be rewritten."
BLITZER: During WW2, Nazi officers were following the chain of command, obeying illegal orders & slaughtered Jews during the Holocaust

McCLAIN: We're a long way from Nuremberg trials & the slaughtering of Jews. If you want to talk about the slaughtering the Jews we can have that convo another time
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
More evidence that Donald Trump is running the country just like he runs his businesses:

www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
Trump Loses $1.1 Billion In Net Worth
The president had a record net worth of $7.3 billion in September.
www.forbes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You don't get out of a hole by digging.
CNBC: My understanding is the White House said that China was gonna buy 12 million tons of soybeans from the US by January. That's approaching and they've only purchased 332,000. China has not confirmed that pledge.

BROOKE ROLLINS: Your point is salient. We've got a significant way to go
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reposted
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Now that the excitement about the elections has calmed just a tadbit, let's get back to the EPSTEIN 'PHILES!
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just wanted to mention that I know a person who works for Social Security, and she recieved only 60% of her pay on 10/10, and then NOTHING on 10/24. We are quickly racing toward self-immolation.
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reposted
This 👇👇👇👇
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reposted
Enjoy. 😎✨
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reposted
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There was a frog at the No Kings event in Guadalajara!
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Imagine: All the cabinet members sitting in one place, seeing who can make up their wildest story for Dear Leader to prove their accomplishments, and they are suddenly interrupted by the REAL police, who storm in and order everyone up against the wall. Like the final scene from Lord of the Flies.
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reposted
September 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM