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(he/his/him) Discordian: 'Ala-ad'Din the Curmudgeon'|Head of the Patæconomical Institute of Social Sciences|Neo-Cynic of the anti-Plato School|Hīna-Bodhisattva|
Go to:
https://www.academia.edu/resource/work/37905734
to read my dumb papers.
Go to:
https://www.academia.edu/resource/work/37905734
to read my dumb papers.
Oi! Ancient Aliens is modern racism! You've seen all the tic-toks of people accomplishing all kinds of weird amazing things! But somehow you still can't believe ancient humans on the agricultural off season can't figure out moving big rocks! Motherfucking racists!
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oi! Ancient Aliens is modern racism! You've seen all the tic-toks of people accomplishing all kinds of weird amazing things! But somehow you still can't believe ancient humans on the agricultural off season can't figure out moving big rocks! Motherfucking racists!
Turn this... into this...
P.S. Campbell was a hack...
P.S. Campbell was a hack...
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Turn this... into this...
P.S. Campbell was a hack...
P.S. Campbell was a hack...
...Goddess doesn't always say the same thing to each listener...
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
...Goddess doesn't always say the same thing to each listener...
Prosecutors will be transgressicuted!
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Prosecutors will be transgressicuted!
I hate seeing jokes about calling ICE on Melania Trump, yeah yeah they're just jokes; jokes that say more about you than her, btw.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I hate seeing jokes about calling ICE on Melania Trump, yeah yeah they're just jokes; jokes that say more about you than her, btw.
You’ve just died.
The 6th photo in your gallery is what kilt you.
The 6th photo in your gallery is what kilt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th photo in your gallery is what kilt you.
The 6th photo in your gallery is what kilt you.
Nothing interesting here...
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Nothing interesting here...
The AI we have is as smart as Plato.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The AI we have is as smart as Plato.
Hey aaaaaaaaaaaay, how's it goin'?
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hey aaaaaaaaaaaay, how's it goin'?
Being married must make me turbo gay supreme!
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Being married must make me turbo gay supreme!
I guess all the money he blew on VR and rebranding didn't make everyone forget after all.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I guess all the money he blew on VR and rebranding didn't make everyone forget after all.
They told military leaders to disobey illegal orders, which he immediately identifies as his.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They told military leaders to disobey illegal orders, which he immediately identifies as his.
Not that I'm trying to be a bad influence but...
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not that I'm trying to be a bad influence but...
Monotheism is an Authoritarian disease. Abrahamism has nothing to offer you and plenty it will take from you.
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Monotheism is an Authoritarian disease. Abrahamism has nothing to offer you and plenty it will take from you.
What's a movie you never tire of?
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What's a movie you never tire of?
People could try actual Cynicism.
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
People could try actual Cynicism.
Fuck you Harper-Collins.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fuck you Harper-Collins.
He looks so pleased, I wonder how much money he made.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He looks so pleased, I wonder how much money he made.
Did someone say Plato?
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Did someone say Plato?