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Rev. Col. C.A. Martin, PhD
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Dilettante & bon vivant | Professional historian of dope, rock'n'roll, and fucking in the streets | Amateur 'pataphysicien
Nice to see Evil Dead II, Reanimator, and Return of the Living Dead on the list too. Looks like Pope Leo is interested in a lot of variations on the second coming!
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Also, Cuomo’s earlier “concession” speech was basically saying that Zohran was going to ruin the city (including allegations of anti-Semitism) and that Cuomo and his supporters would continue to fight him. Zohran’s remarks were a mild reply.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Your blind loyalty to a vacuous coward like Schumer means that you’ll lose even if you win.
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Weren’t a bunch of those kids via artificial insemination? I think the turkey baster was getting a lot of that love. I, for one, like to believe in the “Elon’s broken dick” theory:

slate.com/life/2025/02...
A Rumor About Elon Musk’s Penis Won’t Die. Unfortunately, I Found Out What That Would Look Like.
Lots of people get this procedure done. It doesn’t always go as planned.
slate.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ed Norton, trying to be annoying, is still more charming than Musk could ever be
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not a single one who voted for this can be primaried in 2026, almost like they planned it that way
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Zohran (Or the Decline and Fall of the American Empire)
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Bill is a native New Yorker. Not too late for him to move back and primary Schumer!
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Like a political Benjamin Button?
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
His dad started as a commie and ended up a douchebag. Maybe Bill is living his dad’s life backwards.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There was a group of kids called the Edelweiss Pirates who used to jump groups of Hitler Youth and beat them up. Not sure if they called them bitch asses while doing it.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Whenever I watch it I always get annoyed by his wandering microphone. He has to keep fixing his mic. Given the importance of the event a real roadie faux pas.
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We must embrace Ed Zitron Thought
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dashiell Hammett!
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tesla stock? Performance targets?
a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM