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I listed the requirements to be in the United States Motorcycle Club and thought about it and there are probably twelve people on earth who meet the requirements and if I were a betting man, I would bet that three of them are Hells Angels because that's how the people I work with do things
August 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I listed the requirements to be in the United States Motorcycle Club and thought about it and there are probably twelve people on earth who meet the requirements and if I were a betting man, I would bet that three of them are Hells Angels because that's how the people I work with do things
The requirements to get into the United States Motorcycle Club are passing the Reconnaissance Indoctrination Test, an Honorable discharge and at least seven calendar years in state or federal prison for non sex related crimes
August 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The requirements to get into the United States Motorcycle Club are passing the Reconnaissance Indoctrination Test, an Honorable discharge and at least seven calendar years in state or federal prison for non sex related crimes
The fact that the patch exists and my relationship with Frank Dempsey alone assure me that my crew has known what's in the works for a long time. I'm excited
August 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The fact that the patch exists and my relationship with Frank Dempsey alone assure me that my crew has known what's in the works for a long time. I'm excited
I walked all the way from the Best Western to the 19th Hole on Brooklawn and it wasn't there anymore. I had a good Bridgeport story for them. I exterminated for Frank Dempsey, so he told me to go there one morning, have a beer and then exterminate, but he told me his friend, Sal is the owner and
August 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I walked all the way from the Best Western to the 19th Hole on Brooklawn and it wasn't there anymore. I had a good Bridgeport story for them. I exterminated for Frank Dempsey, so he told me to go there one morning, have a beer and then exterminate, but he told me his friend, Sal is the owner and
They might try to evict me. I don't know if I trust Joseph yet. I was drunk one night and we were sitting on the porch and I told him "On Thursday nights at 3am, when I know I'm getting paid at 6:30 and I know there are Trolli Pops in her fridge and I can get her more at 8 when Family Dollar opens
August 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They might try to evict me. I don't know if I trust Joseph yet. I was drunk one night and we were sitting on the porch and I told him "On Thursday nights at 3am, when I know I'm getting paid at 6:30 and I know there are Trolli Pops in her fridge and I can get her more at 8 when Family Dollar opens
I was drunk and talked about white supremecy yesterday and I'm at the library and saw this beautiful little black girl and how could you ever tell that to, or explain it to a child...I don't know the answer
August 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I was drunk and talked about white supremecy yesterday and I'm at the library and saw this beautiful little black girl and how could you ever tell that to, or explain it to a child...I don't know the answer
Most Navy Seals are White Supremicists because we live in the real world. Sometimes I tell my mom that I love teens and she says "you can't say that in the real world" and I say "This is my world bitch"
August 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Most Navy Seals are White Supremicists because we live in the real world. Sometimes I tell my mom that I love teens and she says "you can't say that in the real world" and I say "This is my world bitch"
Yo, sometimes I see a pretty girl on the larger side, not overweight, just taller and I say to myself "That must be a God damned tr*nny" Tr*nnies do a disservice to bigger women, seriously...I hate fucking tr*nnies
August 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yo, sometimes I see a pretty girl on the larger side, not overweight, just taller and I say to myself "That must be a God damned tr*nny" Tr*nnies do a disservice to bigger women, seriously...I hate fucking tr*nnies
One time in Utah, I met this Mormon dude and we were talking about rodeo's and he said "Yo, my dad rode a bull once" He was so proud of his father and it was a nice moment to witness. I'm proud of my father because I could go up to any older guy in Greenwich, subpoena them and in court ask them
August 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One time in Utah, I met this Mormon dude and we were talking about rodeo's and he said "Yo, my dad rode a bull once" He was so proud of his father and it was a nice moment to witness. I'm proud of my father because I could go up to any older guy in Greenwich, subpoena them and in court ask them
There were these nine white kids that killed their classmate in South Carolina. Very sad story. It reminded me of something I tell guys in prison all the time, "don't commit crimes with white people because they will tell" many times the cops took white people in for questioning and my name came up
August 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
There were these nine white kids that killed their classmate in South Carolina. Very sad story. It reminded me of something I tell guys in prison all the time, "don't commit crimes with white people because they will tell" many times the cops took white people in for questioning and my name came up
One time I was watching an N.C.I.S. marathon in the early days of Facebook and I posted that I would go g*y for Gibbs. I was obviously only kidding but this chick named K-Chick liked it. One time Rogers wife wanted me to watch them fuck so I did.
August 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
One time I was watching an N.C.I.S. marathon in the early days of Facebook and I posted that I would go g*y for Gibbs. I was obviously only kidding but this chick named K-Chick liked it. One time Rogers wife wanted me to watch them fuck so I did.
There's a good chance that Aisha loved Mohammed; he was afterall a war fighter and a leader of men...In some ways I'm similar because I can score twelve year olds...One thing I wish Mohammed would have said to his followers was "You ain't me bitch" and made them find an aperpo wife
August 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
There's a good chance that Aisha loved Mohammed; he was afterall a war fighter and a leader of men...In some ways I'm similar because I can score twelve year olds...One thing I wish Mohammed would have said to his followers was "You ain't me bitch" and made them find an aperpo wife
The question I will ask when I get to Heaven is "Should I call you Field or Mary?" and she'll answer "You can call me Mom"...it sounds like the beginning of a gay porn, but its the truth and it should lambaste the Catholic Church, annoint my head with oil and solidify my role as king
August 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The question I will ask when I get to Heaven is "Should I call you Field or Mary?" and she'll answer "You can call me Mom"...it sounds like the beginning of a gay porn, but its the truth and it should lambaste the Catholic Church, annoint my head with oil and solidify my role as king
This is a GREAT idea that I'm going to offer for free. You hire someone like me to go into the TownFair Tire waiting room and tell people that you heard on the radio that you get 25% off of your bill if you go up to the counter and sing the TownFair Tire jingle..film it and use it in a commercial..b
August 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is a GREAT idea that I'm going to offer for free. You hire someone like me to go into the TownFair Tire waiting room and tell people that you heard on the radio that you get 25% off of your bill if you go up to the counter and sing the TownFair Tire jingle..film it and use it in a commercial..b
One time in June I would say, I was at a bar/restaurant in Darien that was similar to Casey's. I went to the bathroom and there were two twelve year old girls sitting by themselves at a table...I could tell their parents let them sit by themselves so they could feel like teenagers...comments
August 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
One time in June I would say, I was at a bar/restaurant in Darien that was similar to Casey's. I went to the bathroom and there were two twelve year old girls sitting by themselves at a table...I could tell their parents let them sit by themselves so they could feel like teenagers...comments
I'm the God damned Weiner Mayor bitch
August 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm the God damned Weiner Mayor bitch
I have this nightmare that I'm laying on the ground, scratching my butt, going "oh my God, my butt itches so bad, call an ambulance" and people are going to be pointing at me and laughing
August 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I have this nightmare that I'm laying on the ground, scratching my butt, going "oh my God, my butt itches so bad, call an ambulance" and people are going to be pointing at me and laughing
I just came back from Super Duper Weenie. Not only did I go there to get a hot dog, but to also call my mom from their landline because I thought it might show up as a call from Super Duper Weenie and she would have been like "Oh, it must be Kevin"
August 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I just came back from Super Duper Weenie. Not only did I go there to get a hot dog, but to also call my mom from their landline because I thought it might show up as a call from Super Duper Weenie and she would have been like "Oh, it must be Kevin"
This lady at the VA asked me what my pronouns were and I told her I identify as the Weiner Mayor
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This lady at the VA asked me what my pronouns were and I told her I identify as the Weiner Mayor
Extremely artificial intelligence
April 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Extremely artificial intelligence
Greg Kelly…I got out of the Marine Corps around the time of the anthrax letters and I had gotten the vaccination, so I offered my services to the Gartner Group sitting in the mailroom opening letters for them…I would have excelled!
April 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Greg Kelly…I got out of the Marine Corps around the time of the anthrax letters and I had gotten the vaccination, so I offered my services to the Gartner Group sitting in the mailroom opening letters for them…I would have excelled!
It looks like it’s officially motorcycle season
April 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It looks like it’s officially motorcycle season
Unless someone hands me the keys to Camp Simmons!
April 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Unless someone hands me the keys to Camp Simmons!
My itinerary for early May. Rayne,look at day six bitch! I fucking love you!
April 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My itinerary for early May. Rayne,look at day six bitch! I fucking love you!