That's me, too. I can't figure out how to read this one either.

I guess it had a happy ending, right?

"Unfortunately, I'm double-booked for a quarterly FCC meeting, so I'm going to have to leave early..."

This is Pachelbel's Canon in D Major, and it's EVERYWHERE. There's a whole rabbit hole dedicated to the never-ending list of songs that are based on its chord progression.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Nah, the article that's going around has been updated. Liam's still on our side, Bluesky's brain just fell out.

Everything she's telling you is the truth, backed by real factual data that the White House can't show you because it was corrupted so badly that it couldn't be released.

But that curiously doesn't stop them from insisting that the economy is just fine. No reporting, no job numbers, just trust us.

At what approval level will he be dragged out of the People's House and strung up like a failed Italian dictator?

"Oops, I f*cked up" definitely doesn't meet the bar.

Maybe sooner.

Sure feels like SOMEONE must've had to have issued an illegal order somewhere in the commission of an act of international piracy, huh?

What a class act. He didn't even fall asleep ONCE during their performance!

That's the sure sign that it's a winner.

Yeah, looks like they got your number.

There's no reason to ever apologize for making a racist uncomfortable.

Mark's gonna look great in a prison jumpsuit.

That'd be cool! Or I might be impressionable.

And now it seems that I do, too. Thanks, Matt.