Patch the Wild Boar
@patchboar.bsky.social
30 / Programmer 👨🏻💻 / Gay 🏳️🌈 / 5'11", 340 lbs, 62" belly 🐻 / England 🏴
Trying to gain muscle 💪🏻
Trying to gain muscle 💪🏻
Oh that’s hot 🥵
You should wear that more often, it looks good on you!
You should wear that more often, it looks good on you!
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh that’s hot 🥵
You should wear that more often, it looks good on you!
You should wear that more often, it looks good on you!
Did someone say Yee Haw? 🤠
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Did someone say Yee Haw? 🤠
More than 50% fat 🥵
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
More than 50% fat 🥵
Awesome to see OoT and MM there, I love those two as well!
Any chance you’re into speedrunning, glitches, and randomizers?
Any chance you’re into speedrunning, glitches, and randomizers?
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Awesome to see OoT and MM there, I love those two as well!
Any chance you’re into speedrunning, glitches, and randomizers?
Any chance you’re into speedrunning, glitches, and randomizers?
That and it’s Zolo 🥵
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
That and it’s Zolo 🥵
Feeling all that weight on me… oh yes please 🤤
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Feeling all that weight on me… oh yes please 🤤
This has to be a morph, right? Holy fuck 🥵
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This has to be a morph, right? Holy fuck 🥵
Damn you look so hot 🥵
October 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Damn you look so hot 🥵
Clearly they just can’t handle your hot body!
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Clearly they just can’t handle your hot body!
I know everyone’s looking at your belly … but that double chin is something else 🥵
September 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I know everyone’s looking at your belly … but that double chin is something else 🥵
Almost had this experience a few months back. I took a cruise and there were maybe 2 or 3 guys fatter than me. It was quite the experience realizing I'm actually pretty fat now
September 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Almost had this experience a few months back. I took a cruise and there were maybe 2 or 3 guys fatter than me. It was quite the experience realizing I'm actually pretty fat now
Only 40 lbs away? Does that mean you’re 360 now? If so, congratulations! 🎉
August 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Only 40 lbs away? Does that mean you’re 360 now? If so, congratulations! 🎉
Haha I was going to say, was I asleep when I commissioned this? 😆
August 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Haha I was going to say, was I asleep when I commissioned this? 😆
What’s the next photo going to look like?! 🥵
June 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What’s the next photo going to look like?! 🥵
I like Pay per View and Tipping. Also commissions
June 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I like Pay per View and Tipping. Also commissions
Nice, what are you playing?
I'm really enjoying Morrowind
I'm really enjoying Morrowind
May 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Nice, what are you playing?
I'm really enjoying Morrowind
I'm really enjoying Morrowind
I thought this was a morph for a second! 😍
May 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I thought this was a morph for a second! 😍
Can we get an update now that you're back in your fursuit? 😄
May 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Can we get an update now that you're back in your fursuit? 😄
Looks like you'll soon need a bigger car 😄😍
May 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Looks like you'll soon need a bigger car 😄😍
Happy Birthday! 🥳
May 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Happy Birthday! 🥳
Love the implication you're not huge already; just shows how much bigger you want to be!
Do you have a goal? 500, 600, maybe? Or just "fatter"? 😄
Do you have a goal? 500, 600, maybe? Or just "fatter"? 😄
April 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Love the implication you're not huge already; just shows how much bigger you want to be!
Do you have a goal? 500, 600, maybe? Or just "fatter"? 😄
Do you have a goal? 500, 600, maybe? Or just "fatter"? 😄
Oh I don't think that's true. Not yet, anyway ;)
If I weren't taken ... well, I'd grow your beautiful belly 😙
If I weren't taken ... well, I'd grow your beautiful belly 😙
April 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh I don't think that's true. Not yet, anyway ;)
If I weren't taken ... well, I'd grow your beautiful belly 😙
If I weren't taken ... well, I'd grow your beautiful belly 😙
Damn, how are you single while being that sexy? 😍
April 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Damn, how are you single while being that sexy? 😍