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I do things on twitch.tv/patchshifter sometimes
i play some gacha games like HSR and ZZZZZZZZ
Pokemon are pretty rad
crocheting is pretty rad

you're pretty rad too
*taps mic* is this thing on?
i'm gonna make a snom and try and trade it for gastrodon cards just don't tell ekko thats my plan

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December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
forensic science is so cool

detective: "dang, if we could narrow the time of death down we could disprove this suspects alibi, but we can't"

person who really really likes bugs: "uhm actually"
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ever have a cold manifest itself in your EYES
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October 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
@curaga.bsky.social
"oh shit not this again. time for my hand to feel funny"
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*dusts off keyboard* is this thing still on?

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October 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
these halloween kitkats are pretty good
August 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
doing more of that randomized class/stats run in d2r
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August 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this upsets me
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
diablo 2 resurrected but randomizing all my levelups

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August 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
warkin hard or hardly warkin
liked this pattern, but if i do it again id probably change the feetsies
(pattern: satustitches.com/fat-chocobo-...)
August 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
vroom vroom it's time for more mario are pea gee-willickers
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August 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
lol wut
July 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i know how things work now ha ha im boomer

wh40k rogue trader

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July 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
oh hey i'm on the right account this time right?
July 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Pokémon Crochet Vol 2 book is $11.50 on Amazon buff.ly/MlVAiU7

Vol 1 $11.87 buff.ly/xKuJHGK #ad
June 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
as an adult with adult money i spend it wisely

so anyway i preordered a long furby
June 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
May 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
so is She Wants Revenge just guilt free Morrisey?
May 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
this joke was awesome and i'm proud of it
kidney stones should be called renal beads
May 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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TUBBZ First Edition: Yakuza - Goro Majima Duck Vinyl Figure is $20.40 on Amazon buff.ly/PHPvbFP #ad
May 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
kidney stones should be called renal beads
May 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM