Pat Ryan
@pathasocd.bsky.social
OCD Comedian & Advocate
Laugh at my pain!
Laugh at my pain!
The new pope is from Chicago.
His first sermon will compare Jesus to the Bean.
His first sermon will compare Jesus to the Bean.
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The new pope is from Chicago.
His first sermon will compare Jesus to the Bean.
His first sermon will compare Jesus to the Bean.
I have to hand it to those guys who crucified Jesus.
They nailed it.
They nailed it.
April 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I have to hand it to those guys who crucified Jesus.
They nailed it.
They nailed it.
My brain created an entire scenario about a burglar breaking into my apartment and suffering a heart attack.
Then he sued me because he had the heart attack in my apartment and I had to give him millions of dollars I don't have.
This is some of the shit OCD creates.
Then he sued me because he had the heart attack in my apartment and I had to give him millions of dollars I don't have.
This is some of the shit OCD creates.
April 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My brain created an entire scenario about a burglar breaking into my apartment and suffering a heart attack.
Then he sued me because he had the heart attack in my apartment and I had to give him millions of dollars I don't have.
This is some of the shit OCD creates.
Then he sued me because he had the heart attack in my apartment and I had to give him millions of dollars I don't have.
This is some of the shit OCD creates.
I have a confession to make.
I don't actually have OCD.
I just like things neatly organized.
I don't actually have OCD.
I just like things neatly organized.
April 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have a confession to make.
I don't actually have OCD.
I just like things neatly organized.
I don't actually have OCD.
I just like things neatly organized.
Tomorrow I have to be at work at 8am for a tornado drill.
This would have been very useful a few days ago.
This would have been very useful a few days ago.
March 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tomorrow I have to be at work at 8am for a tornado drill.
This would have been very useful a few days ago.
This would have been very useful a few days ago.
Beware the Pies of March!
March 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Beware the Pies of March!
This year for Lent, I'm giving up Catholicism.
March 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This year for Lent, I'm giving up Catholicism.
Now that Trump is the chairman of the Kennedy Center, I believe this is the perfect time for a revival of Our American Cousin.
February 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Now that Trump is the chairman of the Kennedy Center, I believe this is the perfect time for a revival of Our American Cousin.
I bet the Eagles fans claiming the refs were gonna rig the game in favor of the Chiefs are feeling pretty silly right now.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I bet the Eagles fans claiming the refs were gonna rig the game in favor of the Chiefs are feeling pretty silly right now.
Today, I've seen many jerseys for Mahomes, Travis and Taylor.
And none for Harrison Bootlicker.
And none for Harrison Bootlicker.
February 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Today, I've seen many jerseys for Mahomes, Travis and Taylor.
And none for Harrison Bootlicker.
And none for Harrison Bootlicker.
I'm excited to announce that a short play I've written titled, "I'm Here for You" is going to have a live reading as part of A Show of Hands, a play reading festival at The Chapel on Monday, February 24th.
I'm very excited as this is the first play script I've completed.
I'm very excited as this is the first play script I've completed.
February 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm excited to announce that a short play I've written titled, "I'm Here for You" is going to have a live reading as part of A Show of Hands, a play reading festival at The Chapel on Monday, February 24th.
I'm very excited as this is the first play script I've completed.
I'm very excited as this is the first play script I've completed.
This trivia night had a category about detectives and did not ask a single question about Columbo.
I am very disappointed.
I am very disappointed.
January 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This trivia night had a category about detectives and did not ask a single question about Columbo.
I am very disappointed.
I am very disappointed.
I made a Truth Social account to try to troll the alt right.
I got banned within an hour.
I got banned within an hour.
January 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I made a Truth Social account to try to troll the alt right.
I got banned within an hour.
I got banned within an hour.
I feel like I talk about some of my obsessions so much, that my other obsessions get left behind.
Don't worry, I still obsess about you too.
Don't worry, I still obsess about you too.
December 28, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I feel like I talk about some of my obsessions so much, that my other obsessions get left behind.
Don't worry, I still obsess about you too.
Don't worry, I still obsess about you too.
I've misplaced the whiskey I drink during the holidays.
I've lost my Christmas spirit!
I've lost my Christmas spirit!
December 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I've misplaced the whiskey I drink during the holidays.
I've lost my Christmas spirit!
I've lost my Christmas spirit!
As someone with OCD, I don't sweaters saying "Obsessive Christmas Disorder" are offensive.
I just think they're dumb.
I just think they're dumb.
December 11, 2024 at 8:42 PM
As someone with OCD, I don't sweaters saying "Obsessive Christmas Disorder" are offensive.
I just think they're dumb.
I just think they're dumb.
My favorite part about writing stories about OCD is overthinking about which story to write first so, I don't write anything.
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
My favorite part about writing stories about OCD is overthinking about which story to write first so, I don't write anything.
I've never used my OCD as an excuse to be a jerk.
"Sorry, I have to insult you three times or else my house will explode."
"Sorry, I have to insult you three times or else my house will explode."
November 29, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I've never used my OCD as an excuse to be a jerk.
"Sorry, I have to insult you three times or else my house will explode."
"Sorry, I have to insult you three times or else my house will explode."
Never play the Worst Case Scenario Game against someone with OCD.
We will kick your ass!
We will kick your ass!
November 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Never play the Worst Case Scenario Game against someone with OCD.
We will kick your ass!
We will kick your ass!
I've never panicked at the disco.
But the bathroom at Bass Pro Shop?
10/10 Highly recommend.
But the bathroom at Bass Pro Shop?
10/10 Highly recommend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I've never panicked at the disco.
But the bathroom at Bass Pro Shop?
10/10 Highly recommend.
But the bathroom at Bass Pro Shop?
10/10 Highly recommend.