Sounds like a reworked opener for a modern Four Yorkshiremen sketch.

I recommend Proton, 2 year subscription and your connection can be routed anywhere in the world. Through less draconian nations...

Hello. I highly recommend a VPN, my friend.

I love it! He's my favourite character 😍

I can and will mouth the entirety of David Lynch's Dune and I can tell you, you're absolutely right. It is however extremely aggravating apparently.

You are always a shining example of what a person should be. 💚

Me: "No son, it's not dangerous, I've killed it to take its pelt."

Him: "Oh, do you need it?"

*Internal howling* No, I'm working towards getting a full wardrobe of ridiculous clothes that even the NPCs take the piss out of.

Me: Oh look at the time, let's go read Chronicles of Narnia!

Likewise "that looks like... *Insert something horrible".

If you get a few hours to spare.

This happens so often in the school car park too! People parking right in front of you when you're in a disabled bay. I wouldn't dream of doing this with anyone.