went shopping today for 7 hours but only actually purchased something from a store called korean korner
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
went shopping today for 7 hours but only actually purchased something from a store called korean korner
cleaning woman saw my vibrator AND forgot to wipe down my baseboards
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
cleaning woman saw my vibrator AND forgot to wipe down my baseboards
was self-concious about wearing jeans and i walked into work and my gay co-worker immediately went "OKAAAAAAY JEANS!!!!!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
was self-concious about wearing jeans and i walked into work and my gay co-worker immediately went "OKAAAAAAY JEANS!!!!!"
went jean shopping after three days of binge eating
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
went jean shopping after three days of binge eating
johnathan bailey as long as you’re mine put me in heat
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
johnathan bailey as long as you’re mine put me in heat
pictures of my cat going unexplainably micro-viral on twitter rn
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
pictures of my cat going unexplainably micro-viral on twitter rn
sue me i want to be….wanted
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sue me i want to be….wanted
bloomf found a hundred dollar bill in the thrifted shoes i got him
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
bloomf found a hundred dollar bill in the thrifted shoes i got him
slept 10 hours, woke up, ate a quesadilla, and then took a two hour nap
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
slept 10 hours, woke up, ate a quesadilla, and then took a two hour nap
first time ever having trick or treaters and it was amazing
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
first time ever having trick or treaters and it was amazing
elton john was gay as hell for writing a whole song about princess diana but also i get it
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
elton john was gay as hell for writing a whole song about princess diana but also i get it
i'm always finding new and inventive ways to hit a curb with my car
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i'm always finding new and inventive ways to hit a curb with my car
browsing online grocery store coupons is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
browsing online grocery store coupons is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
you can't stop the beat!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
you can't stop the beat!!!!
the instinct i feel when i see a cardboard box of free stuff on the side of the road is not unlike that of a wolf spotting an injured fawn away from its herd
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the instinct i feel when i see a cardboard box of free stuff on the side of the road is not unlike that of a wolf spotting an injured fawn away from its herd
troll toll hey hey hey
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
troll toll hey hey hey
me after a few days in nature with limited internet access that cut me off from social media and pop culture discourse completely
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
me after a few days in nature with limited internet access that cut me off from social media and pop culture discourse completely
new taylor swift album has been out for days and i haven't listened to it and probably never will
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
new taylor swift album has been out for days and i haven't listened to it and probably never will
watching this season of big brother has been soooooo fun because i absolutely love the contestant everyone else hates
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
watching this season of big brother has been soooooo fun because i absolutely love the contestant everyone else hates
it is soooo awesome that we're literally never going to experience autumn weather ever again
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it is soooo awesome that we're literally never going to experience autumn weather ever again
tfw a routine teeth cleaning turns into having four teeth ripped out your big stupid baby face #fatcatfriday
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
tfw a routine teeth cleaning turns into having four teeth ripped out your big stupid baby face #fatcatfriday
the government should subsidize mozzarella stick delivery for people who are a little hungover
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the government should subsidize mozzarella stick delivery for people who are a little hungover