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Path Hyena
@pathhyena.bsky.social
Discount grey hyena in Phoenix. Raccoon enthusiast. Engaged to @yorkdork. PInball, board games, Civ games, and regrettable number go up games are guilty pleasures. Paws are neat, I guess.
Furry Financial Advisor
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Honestly this sums up most of my notifications from most of my applications most of the time
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"Furries"
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 AM
It's a western, y'all! (ANE, suiter @kundra.bsky.social )
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
(Pics by @dingoroo.net)
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
They never did solve the real murder on the TFF Express

(Featuring @yorkdork.bsky.social as Points Fox, 📷 @shelbyallen.bsky.social)
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Did I leave my sexy eyebrows in your room
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Monster Bash pinball at MFF was so realistic it had actual monsters (ft. @adelbutton.bsky.social and @tirrel.bsky.social)
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So anyway what I meant to say was
uh, I mean, we were talking about...
mmf. Right, that thing? tha....that th...mmph.
Thinking hard. Mmaybe you think for me..please? y-yeah....
(🎨@xylious.bsky.social)
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
What do you mean AI is not consumer ready? It's as bad at math as I am.
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I love this bird

(@eeehh-hhhh.bsky.social, with myself and @yorkdork.bsky.social)
Photograph by @wolfywolfywolfy.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I have met a small version of me, but never in a way I ever imagined!

(Hyena is @sofbeak.bsky.social, both suits by @spainimation.bsky.social)
September 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm sure it's going to be fine
September 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
See 🐾
Post 🐾
September 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It turns out I just really like to eat food
June 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Have a cookie, dear. You'll feel right as rain."

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June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They're everywhere!
May 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy paw day!! Hold on, @dingoroo.bsky.social I don't remember you taking this picture what the
May 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I feel like if I had this in my house I would

A) have a lot more friends
And
B) become unable to leave
May 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
York has realized I am writing this and has run to another room. He's a lovely creature, the love of my life, and hopefully we have a very long future together. Pet a raccoon today. I love him lots. People should love this boy, not just because raccoons are great.

Here is York explaining his joke.
April 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
York is ice cream motivated.
April 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He's a sweet boy but gets a little worried about annoying people with conversation. Say hi sometime. He's quite shy and is probably deeply uncomfortable reading all of this. Also he took me to Cane's today which is very cool.
April 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
He's also very silly. He'll commit to the bit, even if it's ridiculous, even if he's the only one that gets it :p

Two weeks ago he reminisced about a tumblr post of a wizard who could summon their car at a parking lot, then made up several rhymes the wizard might use. That kind of thing.
April 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hi everone. I date a raccoon named York Raccoon. I have dated @yorkdork.bsky.social for many years now. He is more giggly than most hyenas, more friendly than most hungry dogs, and gosh he's cute. Look at him! Sure that's a telegram sticker but it's also very him IRL.
April 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When your cozy small friend group chat adds a new person (source in alt text)
April 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM