Staff Sergeant Johnson
@patmaguire10.bsky.social
I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude. Never go full MAGA. Woke 1973. Raw Unfiltered Parody Account
I don't know which one did it. There was too many of them.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I don't know which one did it. There was too many of them.
This story is sleeping because the attitude is contagious.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This story is sleeping because the attitude is contagious.
Don’t fall for Toenad's fake sorry face.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Don’t fall for Toenad's fake sorry face.
The two words that explain why MAGA will always support him.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The two words that explain why MAGA will always support him.
The only president to pardon the same dude twice. Truly remarkable
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The only president to pardon the same dude twice. Truly remarkable
Good night friends. I can't wait for tomorrow. Big ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Good night friends. I can't wait for tomorrow. Big ❤️
Vote for me. I'm running for Everything.
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Vote for me. I'm running for Everything.
You can talk about me. There's no one like me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You can talk about me. There's no one like me.
Daddy Diddled Little Boys?
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Daddy Diddled Little Boys?
This is fake news I made up to get clicks.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is fake news I made up to get clicks.
BREAKING WIND NEWS
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
BREAKING WIND NEWS
Raw Unfiltered Unapologetic News
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Raw Unfiltered Unapologetic News
Witnesses describe his mood as rhythmic, urgent, chaotic yet oddly predictable.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Witnesses describe his mood as rhythmic, urgent, chaotic yet oddly predictable.
The Worm has Turned
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Worm has Turned
UNPOPULAR OPINION: The walls are finally shaking. When Boebert and MTG break formation, when donors hedge, and when GOP infighting goes public… that’s not strength. That’s collapsed energy. The Trump machine isn’t roaring anymore, its crumbling down.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
UNPOPULAR OPINION: The walls are finally shaking. When Boebert and MTG break formation, when donors hedge, and when GOP infighting goes public… that’s not strength. That’s collapsed energy. The Trump machine isn’t roaring anymore, its crumbling down.
Spread the Word
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Spread the Word
Mike is fake.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Mike is fake.
From San Diego happy birthday Jimmy. Big ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
From San Diego happy birthday Jimmy. Big ❤️
I needed something to do...
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I needed something to do...
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I'm waiting for all the Epstein files to drop, but honestly I’m enjoying the slow drip. Death by a thousand pricks is delicious. Each new document is just enough to remind the Orange Turd that sunlight burns.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I'm waiting for all the Epstein files to drop, but honestly I’m enjoying the slow drip. Death by a thousand pricks is delicious. Each new document is just enough to remind the Orange Turd that sunlight burns.
Posted For No Particular Reason
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Posted For No Particular Reason
Now You Know
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Now You Know
Big ❤️ John "Doc" Bradley
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Big ❤️ John "Doc" Bradley
Meet E-5 John “Doc” Bradley, Navy corpsman who earned the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima for shielding wounded Marines under fire. Two days later, he helped raise the flag on Mount Suribachi. Doc survived, went home, ran a funeral home, raised 8 kids. Good field Marines always keep one eye on Doc.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Meet E-5 John “Doc” Bradley, Navy corpsman who earned the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima for shielding wounded Marines under fire. Two days later, he helped raise the flag on Mount Suribachi. Doc survived, went home, ran a funeral home, raised 8 kids. Good field Marines always keep one eye on Doc.
Actor Robert Conrad, also a Marine immortalized Pappy & his legacy in a hit TV show. That's what I call teamwork.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Actor Robert Conrad, also a Marine immortalized Pappy & his legacy in a hit TV show. That's what I call teamwork.