Sea level is a lie
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Sea level is a lie
@patmamonkey.bsky.social
Dog lover
Middle aged white guy
NBA fan
Try to make the world a little better
Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Okc’s soft schedule ends and they lose? 🧐
December 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
SGAs first instinct is to exaggerate contact, whip his head back and fall down like a fainting lady in a silent movie
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
OKC has become a very whiny bunch
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Tired: they can’t call every foul
Wired: but what if they did
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Caruso swiped down and hit Edwards in the face. If someone did that to Shai they get banned from the league
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m convinced Miami drills flopping. There’s just too much consistency year after year.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Eat shit Magic
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wishes he’d had Maxey in for the full 48. Yolo
Nick Nurse expressed regret that he didn't have Maxey in down the stretch of the 3rd quarter when the Celtics' retook the lead.
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fake head snaps should be assessed fines after the fact
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Dort flop tax is very high
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's really ironic that our government is entirely populated by Prince Humperdinks who think they are the Dread Pirate Roberts.
a close up of a man wearing a red vest and a yellow collar .
Alt: Prince Humperdink from Princess Bride dealing poorly with the truth from the princess
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Furthest
North - Reykholt Iceland
East - Napier NZ
West - Kona HI
South - Mossburn NZ
August 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
dort claims he was going straight up… what a jackass
June 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
you can’t beat this okc team without maximum ball handling
June 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
sGA is terrible at heaves
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
OK*
June 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
fuck Dort
June 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
OK*
June 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hartenfoulenflop
June 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
every replay shows three obvious fouls #nbasky
June 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So many fouls to choose from on this replay
June 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Does Chet’s barber not have the extra mirror to show him what the back and sides look like?
May 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Brunson attempting to play defense while exclusively laying on the ground @nbasky
May 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The contact with McConnell did not involve Brunson’s upper body. That neck snap is total bullshit #nbasky
May 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM