Pat McCaffrie
@patmccaffrie.bsky.social
Can ride a bike. Used to ride it all the way to the ABC's MadAsHell writers' yurt. 5 More Weeks Of This?! - http://patmccaffrie.substack.com
Janet Albrechtsen thinks the "only trauma" in the Brittany Higgins case is Labor's? That's the only trauma you can think of Janet?
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Janet Albrechtsen thinks the "only trauma" in the Brittany Higgins case is Labor's? That's the only trauma you can think of Janet?
Matt Canavan: I don't support ridiculing people.
Also Matt Canavan: "Black Coal Matters".
Also Matt Canavan: "Black Coal Matters".
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Matt Canavan: I don't support ridiculing people.
Also Matt Canavan: "Black Coal Matters".
Also Matt Canavan: "Black Coal Matters".
If Pauline Hanson really hates the burqa so much, maybe don't wear it all the time?
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If Pauline Hanson really hates the burqa so much, maybe don't wear it all the time?
I'm not defending Shields or Hornery, but if my boss had overseen the hacking of a phone of a teenage murder victim, I'd probably steer clear of lectures on media ethics...
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm not defending Shields or Hornery, but if my boss had overseen the hacking of a phone of a teenage murder victim, I'd probably steer clear of lectures on media ethics...
All communication with estate agents will now be concluded with the phrase "thanks champ"
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
All communication with estate agents will now be concluded with the phrase "thanks champ"
Yeah...no shit mate.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Yeah...no shit mate.
Dear Bridget McKenzie,
YoU FuCkInG WOT MATE?!
Regards,
Everyone.
YoU FuCkInG WOT MATE?!
Regards,
Everyone.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dear Bridget McKenzie,
YoU FuCkInG WOT MATE?!
Regards,
Everyone.
YoU FuCkInG WOT MATE?!
Regards,
Everyone.
This is only true if the "election" Sussan Ley is talking about is for Liberal Party leader.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is only true if the "election" Sussan Ley is talking about is for Liberal Party leader.
Someone should tell the Herald Sun that the world "apology" is normally followed by the word "sorry"...
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Someone should tell the Herald Sun that the world "apology" is normally followed by the word "sorry"...
I mean on the hand, that's obviously bullshit so who cares, but also can these people really not hear that "I worked hard for 4 years to buy a house" might not be the winning argument they think it is?
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I mean on the hand, that's obviously bullshit so who cares, but also can these people really not hear that "I worked hard for 4 years to buy a house" might not be the winning argument they think it is?
Turns out instead of biting the bullet, the Liberals chose to load that bullet into a pistol, hand it to Sky News, and have them fire it into their face.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Turns out instead of biting the bullet, the Liberals chose to load that bullet into a pistol, hand it to Sky News, and have them fire it into their face.
There are now more witnesses testifying against Alan Jones than people who watched his Facebook show
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There are now more witnesses testifying against Alan Jones than people who watched his Facebook show
On the 50th anniversary of The Dismissal, spare a thought for Gerard Henderson, who will be Clockwork Oranged into a chair consuming every second of coverage while dictating hundreds of emails for any perceived error, no matter how sliight.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
On the 50th anniversary of The Dismissal, spare a thought for Gerard Henderson, who will be Clockwork Oranged into a chair consuming every second of coverage while dictating hundreds of emails for any perceived error, no matter how sliight.
Not a great sign that RFK Jr went to the same medical school as Dr Nick.
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Not a great sign that RFK Jr went to the same medical school as Dr Nick.
Channel 9 hasn't lowered the tone of Fairfax's newspapers at all...
October 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Channel 9 hasn't lowered the tone of Fairfax's newspapers at all...
Hey Cheviot Beach, you missed one.
October 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey Cheviot Beach, you missed one.
If the Brownlow is the Oscars for Australians, in sure Nick Daicos is nominated for "best acting".
September 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
If the Brownlow is the Oscars for Australians, in sure Nick Daicos is nominated for "best acting".
Sussan Ley's right. They don't believe in targets for climate, targets for getting women into parliament, targets for getting back into government...
September 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Sussan Ley's right. They don't believe in targets for climate, targets for getting women into parliament, targets for getting back into government...
Given Sports Rorts, Commuter Car Parks, Leppington Triangle and Paladin all fail this test, it's worth asking: was Sussan Ley actually unconscious the entire time she was in government?
September 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Given Sports Rorts, Commuter Car Parks, Leppington Triangle and Paladin all fail this test, it's worth asking: was Sussan Ley actually unconscious the entire time she was in government?
Herald Sun meeting:
Journalist 1: "Dan Andrews is basically a dictator right?"
Journalist 2: "I mean...he started a train line once"
Journalist 3: "And you know who else built trains? Stalin."
Journalist 1: "Dan Andrews is basically a dictator right?"
Journalist 2: "I mean...he started a train line once"
Journalist 3: "And you know who else built trains? Stalin."
September 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Herald Sun meeting:
Journalist 1: "Dan Andrews is basically a dictator right?"
Journalist 2: "I mean...he started a train line once"
Journalist 3: "And you know who else built trains? Stalin."
Journalist 1: "Dan Andrews is basically a dictator right?"
Journalist 2: "I mean...he started a train line once"
Journalist 3: "And you know who else built trains? Stalin."
Say what you like about Janet Albrechtsen, but you cannot fault her dedication to hounding survivors of sexual assault.
September 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Say what you like about Janet Albrechtsen, but you cannot fault her dedication to hounding survivors of sexual assault.