Netflix metrics measure a “watched” movie if you just watch a few minutes, right? I’m sure lots of people put it on for 5 minutes said “what the fuck this sucks” and turned it off. But Netflix interprets it as “wow this movie sure is popular!”

Mf said “reënters”

Eating the dry mac and cheese

One Zootopia After Another

“Expert at making comedy” doing a lot of heavy lifting there

What is the charge? Making a podcast? An annoying right wing podcast?

Really believe people were only initially attracted to the Kennedys because JFK was young. If you look at them close they’re lumpy headed New England mutants

Every dollar you don’t spend is a dollar that goes to the Kaiser!

They sound like 10 year old boys. 10 year old boys are the only ones who would think this sounds cool

Paramount has gone woke

Star Trek: I don’t have any money 😀
Real Life: I don’t have any money 😩