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Patrixmythical Beast
@patri.xyz
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The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat. (He/Him) Soliloguy Sufficiently Indistinguishable. (@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 1d
It's not much, but what I can offer in support of Link is a simple @yardcrow.com label

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 11h
Ice is out of control.
funny japanese - funassyi explosion - run | ふなっしー 大爆破ドッキリ
YouTube video by Arman S. Haghi
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
you see, the first post was bad because it was the setup for the second post, which was slightly less bad.

hold on, I have a whiteboard here somewehre
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
That's right. Shirtposting.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
I have a confession. For the last 2.5 years, I've just been typing out Hot Topic T-shirts on bsky.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
that's pretty easy actually. they are very ban happy.

Anyway, yeah, I have a card that lets me roll in Canada without talking to customs. I'm that boring.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
My Mood
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 14h
Sadie has been slowly sliding out of the chair for 10 minutes. Any moment there will be a thud 😂
A white Sheepadoodle asleep on a chair
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
I have a confession. For the last 2.5 years, I've just been typing out Hot Topic T-shirts on bsky.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
It's all over, guys. The girlfriend of Antifa has given up the frequency.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
organic diet, and the internet is probably speedy as hell
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
Realistically, the only real reason cannibalism is still unpopular is probably that poor people taste horrible.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
I put a lot of thought into it, probably.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
If a man is not Bart Simpson when he's young, he has no heart. If he doesn't become Barney Gumble, as he ages, he has no soul. and if he doesn't become Sideshow Bob in his old age, he has no brain.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 12h
I reject your reality, and substitute applesauce.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
This one can also tell you if they are a Billy Joel fan.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
Please, performative bullshit is my father. Just call me an ally.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
I don't have a label for that
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
It's been a while since I posted my interactions graph!
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
Alt: the good old It's Always Sunny Conspiracy gif, with a guy in a tie gesturing madly at board with string and many notes.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
you tell me it's your birthday, or I notice it's your birthday
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
I do want a red velvet cupcake.
a close up of a man 's face with the word zuofit visible
Alt: the Marine who flips out boot camp in Full Metal Jacket, around when he says 'I am in a world of shit'
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
I'm quitting social media and telling ChatGPT to pretend it's a social media site and periodically get angry at my punctuation.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
Because the world needs more joy, I'm now labeling birthdays for 3 days!
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
Mastodon is perfect for not using until you announce you've opened an account on 13 other new social media sites.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
Beetiful!
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
I think so? from a long time ago, unless you also have changed servers
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
Fine, I'll go.
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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 13h
I have absolutely made double hotdogs. The secret is steak rolls. More efficient when you're planning to eat the whole pack of hotdogs while you cry.
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