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Patrick Bryant
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Appellate federal public defender. Alexandria, Va. Speaking only for myself; usual disclaimers apply.
Another! The District of Puerto Rico FPD Office is hiring an appellate attorney! Your wardrobe will include sandals for San Juan and a parka for oral argument trips to Boston!

www.fd.org/sites/defaul...
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The Middle District of Alabama Federal Public Defender's Office is hiring an appellate attorney!

That's a really good office in historic Fun-gomery -- announcment here: www.fd.org/sites/defaul...
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The recent budget deal included enough funding for the federal defender program to lift its hiring freeze, so there are a lot of backlogged vacancies now being advertised, and more coming soon!
www.fd.org/employment/v...

I'll use this thread to post appellate openings, so feel free to mute it.
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Took me a bit to find out what it's actually called: hand tiller, twist tiller, claw tiller, or hand cultivator, apparently. For breaking up/aerating soil. Never used for its intended purpose, but works well on ice. No overhead swinging like a pickaxe, either, although I wish we had both!
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
We found one of these tiller tools in the back of the garage. It worked well at jabbing into the ice and then twisting it to break the ice up.
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Crazy that it goes in the books as a 14-yard pass
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What gets me is that the father and son are clearly interested enough in the game to be watching it, but only the wife is attending the game. I can imagine scenarios where that's plausible (maybe she's there with work friends!) but it definitely makes the whole thing more confusing.
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Boisvert pronounced "Bwa-vaire" is a great hockey name
January 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
As I recall, there's a whole chapter about how the video for Billy Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" was so awful it basically made him a laughingstock; video really did kill the radio star.
youtu.be/_Hbiv0tCirU?...
Billy Squier - Rock Me Tonite (1984)
YouTube video by ClassicVideos80s
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Here's a good New Yorker piece on Los Algodones, near Yuma, also known as "Molar City" because more than 1,000 dentists have offices there, serving a largely American clientele who can't afford dental work in the U.S.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Mexico’s Molar City Could Transform My Smile. Did I Want It To?
More than a thousand dentists have set up shop in Los Algodones. Their patients are mostly Americans who can’t afford the U.S.’s dental care.
www.newyorker.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Aw, dang, I'll never complete my "Simon & Simon" set
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
This one was a lot of fun, too
youtu.be/yf0Amcgxot8?...
Tubthumping - They Might Be Giants & The AV Club Chorus
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Three-judge district court
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Just wanted to also note that Judge Menendez was a career federal public defender before she went on the bench, so she certainly doesn't have a background of automatically deferring to the government. And, she argued at SCOTUS twice in the same term; she's very sharp.
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My first thought was that he messed up the apostrophe, but now I think he didn't mean the convenience of all the voters, just "the voter's convenience," and he sees himself as the only voter (or person) whose needs matter. And if his candidate loses, it will be against "the will of the voter's."
January 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM