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Patrick Cainam
@patrickcainam.bsky.social
From Mid-Missouri, but don’t hold that against me. Cat Daddy. Jack Of All Trades, Meh At Some.
Just sayin’, if you still haven’t bought a loved one something, and you’re cheap AF…
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
…I’m just gonna leave this here…
June 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
May 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Mmm, maybe…
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
American Cardinal Robert Prevost is now Pope Leo XIV.

I’m going straight to Hell for this, I know…
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just putting this out there….

Do y’all Love Me…?
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Offering St. Patrick’s Day Cameos, this coming Monday!!!

cameo.com/cainam
March 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
FYI: Peaceful Protest.
February 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Happy President’s Day.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
February 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is the shirt I special ordered when Trump was inaugurated the first time.

Foolishly, when Joe Biden beat him, I happily shredded the shirt, thinking I’d never need it again.

🤦🏻
January 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Might just do some rapid Cameos, or whatever they’re called.

So long as I don’t have to dance, or, you know, walk, I should be fine.
January 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A Traditional Irish Toast:

“May those who love you, love you.
And for those who don't love you,
May god turn their hearts.
And if he doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles,
So we can recognize them by their limp.”

May Ye Have The Best New Year.
December 31, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Signal Boost for my Friend. She’s having a rough time around the holidays. If you can help her out a bit, especially if you’re into feet, she would be greatly appreciative. She has opened up the possibility for custom photos and videos, not necessarily just of feet

www.manyvids.com/Profile/1006...
December 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
December 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
December 22, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Cameos Completed In One Hour? What could possibly go wrong?

Link in comments.
December 21, 2024 at 11:41 PM
A former coworker texted, asking if I still had a picture of me in the t-shirt he made me.

Since I had to look Long and Hard to find it, might as well post it here, too.
December 17, 2024 at 4:47 AM