Patrick Dalton
@patrickdalton.bsky.social
Writer/Photographer
First feature film 'Chicken Town' released in UK cinemas June 27th & now available to stream on all good platforms.
I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots.
Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
First feature film 'Chicken Town' released in UK cinemas June 27th & now available to stream on all good platforms.
I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots.
Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
I'm nothing if not a trailblazer.
I reckon these guys could be huge next year.
You heard it here first, kids
I reckon these guys could be huge next year.
You heard it here first, kids
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm nothing if not a trailblazer.
I reckon these guys could be huge next year.
You heard it here first, kids
I reckon these guys could be huge next year.
You heard it here first, kids
"You boy! Is it time to welcome the pal to the party?"
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"You boy! Is it time to welcome the pal to the party?"
I'm no economist but it can't be a good sign that a Poundland is having a closing down sale...can it??
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'm no economist but it can't be a good sign that a Poundland is having a closing down sale...can it??
Please subscribe to my new podcast - Crypto Trading Secrets of the Anunnaki
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Please subscribe to my new podcast - Crypto Trading Secrets of the Anunnaki
I like to consider myself fairly well versed in all things Beatles but these coat of arms are a mystery to me
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to consider myself fairly well versed in all things Beatles but these coat of arms are a mystery to me
"When's White Friday, that's what I want to know?" 🏴 #KahnsLondon #LondinHasFalen
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"When's White Friday, that's what I want to know?" 🏴 #KahnsLondon #LondinHasFalen
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
When Farage checks his bank account after spewing the latest Russian talking points
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When Farage checks his bank account after spewing the latest Russian talking points
Oh look....Tommy 'Defender of are kids' Robinson is in the Epstein files.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh look....Tommy 'Defender of are kids' Robinson is in the Epstein files.
"Got up, walked downstairs, had breakfast and didn’t even wash my hands...cause I’m a bloody bloke!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"Got up, walked downstairs, had breakfast and didn’t even wash my hands...cause I’m a bloody bloke!"
Check out this photo of my Mum & Dad taken shortly after they'd murdered their first hitchhiker
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Check out this photo of my Mum & Dad taken shortly after they'd murdered their first hitchhiker
Just saw Paddington at Clapham Junction & I've got to admit, I'm worried about him
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just saw Paddington at Clapham Junction & I've got to admit, I'm worried about him
Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!!!
It's that time of year again
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It's that time of year again
Nevermind the deep reflection....is that the *actual* Holy Ghost making an appearance?!?
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Nevermind the deep reflection....is that the *actual* Holy Ghost making an appearance?!?
I mean, look at him in this picture. He looks well pleased with himself, doesn't he? He's like Michelle Mone and her yacht.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I mean, look at him in this picture. He looks well pleased with himself, doesn't he? He's like Michelle Mone and her yacht.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
Some even suggest that the rats were deliberately infected with plague by Big Apothecary who saw an opportunity to make huge sums of money.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Some even suggest that the rats were deliberately infected with plague by Big Apothecary who saw an opportunity to make huge sums of money.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
Today we commemorate Guy Fawkes, inventor of the firework, who on this day unintentionally started the Great Fire of London in which Parliament was the only building to survive.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today we commemorate Guy Fawkes, inventor of the firework, who on this day unintentionally started the Great Fire of London in which Parliament was the only building to survive.
I was a teen, wannabe Liam clone around this time & couldn't believe my luck when I stumbled across a shop selling the exact same shirt he wore at the Sunday gig. I ended up spending the best part of a weeks wages on it & still own it.
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I was a teen, wannabe Liam clone around this time & couldn't believe my luck when I stumbled across a shop selling the exact same shirt he wore at the Sunday gig. I ended up spending the best part of a weeks wages on it & still own it.
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born.
I like that it's unique & completely weird in it's own way....and properly unnerving too. It's almost got a twisted Willy Wonka element to it as well with the Silver Shamrock factory & Cochran.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I like that it's unique & completely weird in it's own way....and properly unnerving too. It's almost got a twisted Willy Wonka element to it as well with the Silver Shamrock factory & Cochran.
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
Everyone at this branding meeting must've been 'roided out of their godamned minds
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Everyone at this branding meeting must've been 'roided out of their godamned minds
Leaving to spend more time on his allotment growing concrete presumably
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Leaving to spend more time on his allotment growing concrete presumably