Patrick Delany
@patrickdelany.bsky.social
Husband. Dog lover. Public school teacher. And baseball.
''One day soon, the baseball gods will smile on the San Diego Padres, and we will have a parade.''
''One day soon, the baseball gods will smile on the San Diego Padres, and we will have a parade.''
And...scene.
Exit, stage left to any future credibility of the NRA as well as Second Amendment "patriots" who will reference its corrupt, withered husk in future entanglements with "tyranny."
#NRA
Exit, stage left to any future credibility of the NRA as well as Second Amendment "patriots" who will reference its corrupt, withered husk in future entanglements with "tyranny."
#NRA
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
And...scene.
Exit, stage left to any future credibility of the NRA as well as Second Amendment "patriots" who will reference its corrupt, withered husk in future entanglements with "tyranny."
#NRA
Exit, stage left to any future credibility of the NRA as well as Second Amendment "patriots" who will reference its corrupt, withered husk in future entanglements with "tyranny."
#NRA
My conspiracy theory:
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
My conspiracy theory:
As for Houston...
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
As for Houston...
Not technically '90s, but it feels like it. (Hope I don't get censured for this "provocative" photo the way I did at the other place.)
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not technically '90s, but it feels like it. (Hope I don't get censured for this "provocative" photo the way I did at the other place.)
Saving this for the big day.
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Saving this for the big day.
And then somewhere 5,000 miles away, a hippo says it has a nuclear bomb.
June 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And then somewhere 5,000 miles away, a hippo says it has a nuclear bomb.
"Best game ever, man."
May 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Best game ever, man."
"I don't know. That's nice. 'Mr. Trump, will you uphold the Constitution?' 'Gee, Mrs. Reporter, I don't know.'"
May 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"I don't know. That's nice. 'Mr. Trump, will you uphold the Constitution?' 'Gee, Mrs. Reporter, I don't know.'"
Jackie Robinson Day at Petco.
Mirroring the MLB website, no pregame mention of why this is Jackie Robinson Day, why we're celebrating Jackie Robinson Day, why all the players are wearing 42, and certainly no mention of segregation, color barrier, the Negro Leagues, or diversity.
Shame.
Mirroring the MLB website, no pregame mention of why this is Jackie Robinson Day, why we're celebrating Jackie Robinson Day, why all the players are wearing 42, and certainly no mention of segregation, color barrier, the Negro Leagues, or diversity.
Shame.
April 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Jackie Robinson Day at Petco.
Mirroring the MLB website, no pregame mention of why this is Jackie Robinson Day, why we're celebrating Jackie Robinson Day, why all the players are wearing 42, and certainly no mention of segregation, color barrier, the Negro Leagues, or diversity.
Shame.
Mirroring the MLB website, no pregame mention of why this is Jackie Robinson Day, why we're celebrating Jackie Robinson Day, why all the players are wearing 42, and certainly no mention of segregation, color barrier, the Negro Leagues, or diversity.
Shame.
A favorite memory of Thanksgivings past.
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 AM
A favorite memory of Thanksgivings past.
