Patrick
@patrickkeefe.bsky.social
And on the third day, Jesus owned Judas at skee ball.
🎶 Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And a necklace made of toes 🎶
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And a necklace made of toes 🎶
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🎶 Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And a necklace made of toes 🎶
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And a necklace made of toes 🎶
62° with 94% humidity in St. Louis. I dislike snow but nothing is worse than humidity. Even tornadoes and shit.
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
62° with 94% humidity in St. Louis. I dislike snow but nothing is worse than humidity. Even tornadoes and shit.
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"What's up, I'm meal prep guy. You meal prep?"
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"What's up, I'm meal prep guy. You meal prep?"
This shows you the absolutely destructive power of Fox News.
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This shows you the absolutely destructive power of Fox News.
Local grocery store is like try the moldy fruit challenge!
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Local grocery store is like try the moldy fruit challenge!
Great showing from Tulane. James Madison is also on track to impress. Idiots.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Great showing from Tulane. James Madison is also on track to impress. Idiots.
If I ever fall off a building, I’ll simply do a diving roll before I hit the ground.
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If I ever fall off a building, I’ll simply do a diving roll before I hit the ground.
Tip for those of you not yet married: If your wife does something pedantically dogmatic, don't tell her in those words.
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Tip for those of you not yet married: If your wife does something pedantically dogmatic, don't tell her in those words.
Kash Potato & Don Bagina
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Kash Potato & Don Bagina
I have an angel on one shoulder, the devil on the other, and a goblin in my back pocket for emergencies.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have an angel on one shoulder, the devil on the other, and a goblin in my back pocket for emergencies.
What’s the total addressable market for the I ❤️ my grand dog sticker industry?
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What’s the total addressable market for the I ❤️ my grand dog sticker industry?
put ur $$$ on teh blobchain
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
put ur $$$ on teh blobchain
When I was a kid, I dreamed of someday becoming a data-driven leader who drives business outcomes.
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When I was a kid, I dreamed of someday becoming a data-driven leader who drives business outcomes.
I can't remember the name of the friend whose parents were obsessed with the Rolling Stones. That's pretty weird.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I can't remember the name of the friend whose parents were obsessed with the Rolling Stones. That's pretty weird.
Young Batum was a baller. I remember him having 5x5 games after his rookie year. It's cool that he's STILL in the league. (He looked old as hell five years ago)
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Young Batum was a baller. I remember him having 5x5 games after his rookie year. It's cool that he's STILL in the league. (He looked old as hell five years ago)
@durbin.senate.gov Any chance you could convince Chuck to retire?
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@durbin.senate.gov Any chance you could convince Chuck to retire?
Believing someone else is responsible for your problems is intellectually much easier than confronting reality and taking accountability. The laziness of our culture was the perfect fertile ground for our current reality.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Believing someone else is responsible for your problems is intellectually much easier than confronting reality and taking accountability. The laziness of our culture was the perfect fertile ground for our current reality.
bong voyage, agent 420
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
bong voyage, agent 420
Hoosiers and Buckeyes have terrible mascots. One is a yokel and one is a nut.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hoosiers and Buckeyes have terrible mascots. One is a yokel and one is a nut.
Looks like the bullshit reason Alabama jumped ND was totally justified.
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Looks like the bullshit reason Alabama jumped ND was totally justified.
Two turntables and a microwave
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Two turntables and a microwave
Instead of saying concussion we should say brain injury. It more urgently conveys the reality and what it means for a player’s future life.
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Instead of saying concussion we should say brain injury. It more urgently conveys the reality and what it means for a player’s future life.
Listen, I'm a Dem but I would not vote for someone named Aftyn.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Listen, I'm a Dem but I would not vote for someone named Aftyn.