Patrick Star
@patricklaugh.bsky.social
I'm SpongeBob's best friend and neighbor. I am portrayed as fat, lazy, and generally ignorant and my intelligence is generally low.
I am not getting out of this bed, it is warm and it loves me.
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I am not getting out of this bed, it is warm and it loves me.
do u ever look at someone and you're just like wow let me take off your pants
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
do u ever look at someone and you're just like wow let me take off your pants
I hate it when other people laugh and still look attractive, but when I laugh I look like an awkward horse.
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I hate it when other people laugh and still look attractive, but when I laugh I look like an awkward horse.
That awkward moment when someone sings "I'm sexy and I know it" and you're like "You're not sexy.. and everyone knows it."
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
That awkward moment when someone sings "I'm sexy and I know it" and you're like "You're not sexy.. and everyone knows it."
There is no "U" in awesome. But there is a ‘me’.
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
There is no "U" in awesome. But there is a ‘me’.
Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be
Sexiest Female Swimmers - epphany.com/site/post/35...
epphany.com
epphany.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Sexiest Female Swimmers - epphany.com/site/post/35...
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.
You're just like math. I hate math.
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
You're just like math. I hate math.
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November 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Homework Homewor Homewo Homew Home Hom Ho How How a How ab How abo How abou How about How about n How about no
Being fat lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Being fat lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
there's plenty of fish in the sea, i just suck at fishing.
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
there's plenty of fish in the sea, i just suck at fishing.
If it takes more than 3 mins to cook no thank you I'd rather starve
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
If it takes more than 3 mins to cook no thank you I'd rather starve