Patrick Milum
@patrickmilum.bsky.social
Patiently awaiting baseball season and/or the end of the world.
Data Science. #rstats. TX. Other cool stuff.
Data Science. #rstats. TX. Other cool stuff.
If you hated having to smell strangers with questionable hygiene, just wait.
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you hated having to smell strangers with questionable hygiene, just wait.
Sound logic. Can’t argue with that.
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sound logic. Can’t argue with that.
I was just talking with the family about the oldest cat that ever lived. We looked it up. 38 years old. Nixey is halfway to the record!
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I was just talking with the family about the oldest cat that ever lived. We looked it up. 38 years old. Nixey is halfway to the record!
Dude was STRUGGLING up there.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dude was STRUGGLING up there.
Alt text is 😙 chef’s kiss.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Alt text is 😙 chef’s kiss.
Say it ain’t so, Noam!
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Say it ain’t so, Noam!
The Dude abides.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Dude abides.
This man is a walking curse.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This man is a walking curse.
God I hate the Dodgers but this is great.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
God I hate the Dodgers but this is great.
Nothing can surprise me anymore with these people.
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nothing can surprise me anymore with these people.
Aggressive Whimsy new band name I call it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Aggressive Whimsy new band name I call it.
Need a playlist of them all.
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Need a playlist of them all.
Get this kid his own stand up special, I guarantee he’s hilarious.
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Get this kid his own stand up special, I guarantee he’s hilarious.
Best shirt ever.
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Best shirt ever.
I’ve got a feeling this will be a popular Halloween costume this year.
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’ve got a feeling this will be a popular Halloween costume this year.