Patrick Mullen
patrickmullen.bsky.social
Patrick Mullen
@patrickmullen.bsky.social
I’m convinced the Apple Music algorithm can’t decide if I’m a 20-something hipster barista, a 30-something gay man, a 40-something Midwest dad, a 50-something single woman, or a 60-something college professor, and I’ve never felt more seen.
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
January 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Mood:
November 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
The Juice is düst.
April 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
“Take this, all of you, and eat it. This is my body, which will be given up for you, so that memes may be created.”
December 30, 2023 at 10:12 PM
We lost a good one today…

…FOR ME TO POOP ON!
November 30, 2023 at 5:00 AM