Patch Wylie
patroclusrex.bsky.social
Patch Wylie
@patroclusrex.bsky.social
they/them
Kang isn't Reed's dad, they have the same name
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I did feel inclined to use megas a lot but I was pretty happy with other stuff too, Garbodor, Gourgeist, Clawitzer and either Stunfisk rotated in a lot for good value and I ended up swapping for King's Rock on Sharpedo
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The Cobbs desperately resisting the urge to name their daughter Cornona
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
you dont need it? can I have it
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 AM
its a warning that modernity will reduce stan's chances to pick up desperate divorcées
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
no skin baby im gonna recycle those assets
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
A while since I've read it, but the premise of the story felt like it wasn't a strange pairing at all, as natural as Lobo/Roadrunner from the same series
natural.as
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
my "wide range of length" shorts are raising a lot of questions etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The entire prelude to Doom is "Franklin rubbed his face" and I'm pretty sure that's just so they have an excuse not to disfigure RDJ on screen
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
the last one I ended up needing before the big guy was cherubi and that feels so wrong but so right
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Xavier does more painting, because Magneto is also bootlegging the minis out of fistfuls of BBs
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Eve7
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
BABY (funny): this tooth shall pass, through my gums! waka waka
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
if you never argued with them, then they'd still be wrong
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I think you should have to put it in a signed affidavit that they keep at city hall until it becomes public domain after your death but otherwise it can only be subpoenaed by a court
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 AM
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
kevin james
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It varies by version, often both. Original comic origin is a nuclear bomb and he helped build it, but sometimes he's a medical doc in a lab accident.
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
our ad is a video for sweat loaf
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
speech bubble placement lookin like a sound effect
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is "pes" not the plural? Singular should have a psi, still a fluid "ops" sound.
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
No, that is Sauron. This panel from the same page shows him talking *to* Stegron.
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Funny that it's LOTR-based and not Marvel, considering
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I just remember it getting roasted when it came out, simultaneously shocked to find out that that was 5 years ago and that it wasn't just a movie
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM