Credit to my friend Lorelei, Necrotic Dragon Demon

charisma check: the toilet pisses on you instead
intelligence check: you can't remember where the toilet is.

constitution check: you pass out from straining to hard while trying to go, hit your head on the tank, fall into the toilet, then piss yourself
wisdom check: you can't remember how to piss

Cinamon Buns

Hello John. Welcome to bsky.

Oh, I'm well as always, staying out of trouble. (Trouble is weekend time).

Good morning dear.

Always the boyfem....