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Made an ambitious choice for my first read of 2026 and the unforgiving margins and near-endless sentence length is giving my heavy Bolaño vibes and I don’t know if it will end well.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Made an ambitious choice for my first read of 2026 and the unforgiving margins and near-endless sentence length is giving my heavy Bolaño vibes and I don’t know if it will end well.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
I mean, come on!
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I mean, come on!
And of course Trump would shut down the single most badass coin of all time to make room for his soft white nonsense.
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
And of course Trump would shut down the single most badass coin of all time to make room for his soft white nonsense.
You guys, Donald Trump is so funny. Only a person with a truly deep well of humour would approve of this.
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You guys, Donald Trump is so funny. Only a person with a truly deep well of humour would approve of this.
Sask Party MLAs: "We represent the rural people of the province."
Also Sask Party MLAs: "Where is my dang ivory silk pocket square?"
Also Sask Party MLAs: "Where is my dang ivory silk pocket square?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sask Party MLAs: "We represent the rural people of the province."
Also Sask Party MLAs: "Where is my dang ivory silk pocket square?"
Also Sask Party MLAs: "Where is my dang ivory silk pocket square?"
Why is this MLA dressed like a prosperity gospel preacher???
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why is this MLA dressed like a prosperity gospel preacher???
Serious Politicians we've got here.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Serious Politicians we've got here.
Boy, I can't wait to hang out at this ultra-rich mega-dork's sick-ass nightclub.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Boy, I can't wait to hang out at this ultra-rich mega-dork's sick-ass nightclub.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Incredible coincidence, Filthy White Haze was my nickname in college.
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Incredible coincidence, Filthy White Haze was my nickname in college.
I don’t know what this is supposed to mean but herringbone skies sound cool as hell.
October 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don’t know what this is supposed to mean but herringbone skies sound cool as hell.
Sorry to break it to you crazy chalk lady, the answer is simply zero. CSIS would not waste their time.
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sorry to break it to you crazy chalk lady, the answer is simply zero. CSIS would not waste their time.
Kimmel getting fired for making a relatively innocuous comment about Free Speech Jesus, then the special memorial that was going to air in his time slot getting pre-empted by a Steve Harvey re-run, seems both very very funny and very American.
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kimmel getting fired for making a relatively innocuous comment about Free Speech Jesus, then the special memorial that was going to air in his time slot getting pre-empted by a Steve Harvey re-run, seems both very very funny and very American.
The glitz and glamour of Hollywood, 2025 edition.
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The glitz and glamour of Hollywood, 2025 edition.
After 15 minutes of hitting “pay” over and over and getting an error every single time, I am, for the first time, grateful we still have the wretchedly ugly, obstructive parking meters stuck onto our crumbling downtown sidewalks. #yqrcc
September 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
After 15 minutes of hitting “pay” over and over and getting an error every single time, I am, for the first time, grateful we still have the wretchedly ugly, obstructive parking meters stuck onto our crumbling downtown sidewalks. #yqrcc
What are the odds the passport office throttles cell signals intentionally just to make your wait more enjoyable?
September 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What are the odds the passport office throttles cell signals intentionally just to make your wait more enjoyable?
Useful indeed. Must obtain.
August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Useful indeed. Must obtain.
Incredible how memory-hole’d Garth Brooks’ mid-life crisis was.
August 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Incredible how memory-hole’d Garth Brooks’ mid-life crisis was.
Taking my predilection for dead media to another level.
August 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Taking my predilection for dead media to another level.
For those who find Jimmy Buffet to be not enough of a predator.
August 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
For those who find Jimmy Buffet to be not enough of a predator.
Fabulous? I don’t know if you’re getting the benefit of the doubt in that one, Gene.
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fabulous? I don’t know if you’re getting the benefit of the doubt in that one, Gene.
68 hours of absolute bliss, here I come.
August 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
68 hours of absolute bliss, here I come.
Great shortcut to making a good first impression with your neighbours.
July 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Great shortcut to making a good first impression with your neighbours.
I suppose we can all take comfort in knowing that Clark Bezo is too inept to achieve his clearly-stated priorities as Councillor.
July 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I suppose we can all take comfort in knowing that Clark Bezo is too inept to achieve his clearly-stated priorities as Councillor.