Patrick Bryan
@pattyboombatty.bsky.social
Coloradan. UX Designer. Recovering hipster. Meme doofus. He/him
Well that looks cool as hell
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Well that looks cool as hell
Are you still a sassy lil flamingo?
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Are you still a sassy lil flamingo?
If it’s snowing, Jessica is not going to
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If it’s snowing, Jessica is not going to
Do you remember which coffee shop? My guess is Novo.
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Do you remember which coffee shop? My guess is Novo.
If that nation has a female leader:
“Tom Brady does bomb tradey with boom lady”
“Tom Brady does bomb tradey with boom lady”
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If that nation has a female leader:
“Tom Brady does bomb tradey with boom lady”
“Tom Brady does bomb tradey with boom lady”
Makes me remember this gorgeous campaign ad youtu.be/2nwRiuh1Cug?...
America | Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Bernie Sanders
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Makes me remember this gorgeous campaign ad youtu.be/2nwRiuh1Cug?...
If you ain’t dashin, best get to trashin
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If you ain’t dashin, best get to trashin
Drunk James Carville
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Drunk James Carville
Had a great time listening while ripping like crazy on the zaza
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Had a great time listening while ripping like crazy on the zaza
Ball F Socckins
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ball F Socckins
More like Ass Dumbshit amirite
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
More like Ass Dumbshit amirite
This is insanely cool. It brings back a shitload of memories.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is insanely cool. It brings back a shitload of memories.
I picked up a copy from Alice at Edinburgh fringe. Most delightful thing I’ve read in years. Turning heads at coffee shops and bars the way I’ve been snickering to myself while reading it.
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I picked up a copy from Alice at Edinburgh fringe. Most delightful thing I’ve read in years. Turning heads at coffee shops and bars the way I’ve been snickering to myself while reading it.
What will be your first edict?
September 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
What will be your first edict?
Grew up in the American south, have had a talent for accents. I worked at Starbucks in college and sometimes I’d use a British or Scottish accent in the drive through for funsies and some people would just fawn over it, no matter how bad.
September 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Grew up in the American south, have had a talent for accents. I worked at Starbucks in college and sometimes I’d use a British or Scottish accent in the drive through for funsies and some people would just fawn over it, no matter how bad.
What is the microbiome if not a zen garden for burping germs?
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What is the microbiome if not a zen garden for burping germs?
The best way to choose where to establish bases is by sneezing on a map
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The best way to choose where to establish bases is by sneezing on a map
This, we can leverage
August 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This, we can leverage
Was Xanadu, mainly
August 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Was Xanadu, mainly
This show had me in tears. Fucking fantastic.
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This show had me in tears. Fucking fantastic.
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social well if we want to limit speeding we could always put it behind a paywall…
August 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social well if we want to limit speeding we could always put it behind a paywall…
It’s because you think outside the BOX
August 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s because you think outside the BOX