Paul O’Neill
@paul-o.bsky.social
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Glorified dog sofa. Spondy. Dementia carer. “Worst Housing Officer in the world”, okayest supported housing manager. Misplaced Geordie, adopted Devonian.
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You’re on the fancy shoe fanciers blocklist.
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No thoughts only instinct.
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Man I smashed that block button faster than that time I bought the hardback complete history of Middle Earth when it was like 65% reduced.
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A bit of late season apple picking at the project today. I ran about half of them through the chomper and the little press straight off the trees and made the murkiest sweetest chewiest juice so far. We’ll probably do it again in a few weeks time for some more.
A bottle of apple juice made from red apples picked straight off the trees this afternoon. It looks like the worst hangover piss you’ve ever had.
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Instead of getting a gold disc the winners should walk away with a diagnosis.
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Konica iiB-m. I hope I’m as functional when I’m 70.
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Just say stop the boats and be done with it. This is taking forever.
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The Ivybridge normies have skewed the stats.
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#doubleexposure
#glitchyscan
Double exposure of clouds and a landscape? Very grainy and glitchy.
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Up on the moor
#dartmoor
Black and white photo of a black and white cow A big B carved into a stone Big skies and distant tors The back end of Haytor with an “accidentally popped open the back” light leak
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Sandy Bay off season holiday
A bearded man stood in the door of a static caravan, looking back towards the ‘lounge’ and the camera. Two women sat at the table in a static caravan. 4 very distant silhouettes paddling in the sea. The foreground is a very sandy flat beach. A sandy beach with distant cliffs. Atop the cliffs is a military training firing range. Which is relaxing.
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I’ve just received the scans of the first film I ran through the Konica ii and they’re looking sweeeeeeet.
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Wet sands and red cliffs
Wet sand and red cliffs
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Just like the judgemental stickers I used to get off of the Boots lady.
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And there’s a new darkroom space opened up over the road from one of my projects so we can discuss my terrible photos in person.
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Also blasted through a roll of 400TX in the new (to me) Konica ii so very keen to see how they turn out.
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Wait to see if all the good folks at Barclaycard get raptured instead.
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Anyways, any shitty camera brethren out there have a cold shoe light meter recommendation?
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It’s slightly mad to think this 70 year old camera that feels like it was carved out of a solid block of metal and still works a treat cost me less than a 5 pack of Portra.
Konica II B-m rangefinder in a leather case
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Have just eaten a block of Gruyère and not sure if that means I’m living my best life or having some sort of breakdown.
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Repeatedly saying “thank you Mr Wanker” on Deal or No Deal until Stephen Mulhern loses his shit and pushes me off the stool.