Paul Varghese
paulandoates.bsky.social
Paul Varghese
@paulandoates.bsky.social
I’m a comedian and have been for over 2 decades. All attempts at humor are just that, attempts. DM me to find out about upcoming shows
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A priest in the audience tried to do an exorcism on Kristi Noem during a hearing on Capitol Hill today.

She saw him behind her because her head spins all the way around.
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
DEAR NOTRE DAME:
Telling them you’re not showing up to the bowl game isn’t authentic.

A true Irish goodbye would be going to the bowl game then leaving at halftime without telling anyone.
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When your sister is a priest
This is the only way to respond.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A few Thanksgivings ago, my aunt said she saw my dog eat a deviled egg when he thought nobody was looking. They made eye contact and he looked at her as if to say “Don’t snitch”.

He then ignored her the rest of the day.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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