Paulanonumbers
@paulanonumbers10.bsky.social
I’m a high maintenance-esque pain in the derrière. Can leap tall Lego structures in a single bound. Enjoy watching paint dry & grass grow. Have an admirable pasty glow from within. Mascara fallout on the daily. Always hungry.
Leaving greasy handprints on everyone’s butt who sits there is next level petty. I respect this 🤣
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Leaving greasy handprints on everyone’s butt who sits there is next level petty. I respect this 🤣
You don’t remember wrapping your boss’s gift with it and grumbling “I take the shirt off my back for this bastard & all I get is a box of stale Turtles?!?”
December 19, 2024 at 12:09 PM
You don’t remember wrapping your boss’s gift with it and grumbling “I take the shirt off my back for this bastard & all I get is a box of stale Turtles?!?”
Last year it was my oven. Christmas Day. Thankful for the kettle & ramen noodles. 😖
December 19, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Last year it was my oven. Christmas Day. Thankful for the kettle & ramen noodles. 😖
I did the same thing with a colonoscopy appointment that I did write down. Can’t say I was devastated. 🤣
December 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I did the same thing with a colonoscopy appointment that I did write down. Can’t say I was devastated. 🤣
An 80 yr old once told me she was happily married twice. When I asked if she would go for a 3rd marriage she replied “no, I’ve raised enough children.”
December 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
An 80 yr old once told me she was happily married twice. When I asked if she would go for a 3rd marriage she replied “no, I’ve raised enough children.”
My people there wood have your back, never fear.
December 18, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My people there wood have your back, never fear.
Or their Christian ducats.
December 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Or their Christian ducats.
Change brands. Clinique has a product called Chubby Stick.
December 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Change brands. Clinique has a product called Chubby Stick.
🤦♀️ dear lord…I’m clean, neat & eat all my veggies, now this.
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
🤦♀️ dear lord…I’m clean, neat & eat all my veggies, now this.
Doing her job right! Oh boy, now along with my son I’m going to worry about you in your drive 🤦♀️🤣 Mom’s are a community.
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Doing her job right! Oh boy, now along with my son I’m going to worry about you in your drive 🤦♀️🤣 Mom’s are a community.
You’ve just joined the ranks of the rest of the family 😆
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
You’ve just joined the ranks of the rest of the family 😆
Exactly! Texted my son this morning warning about an incoming snow…on Friday. 🥴
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Exactly! Texted my son this morning warning about an incoming snow…on Friday. 🥴
Can you sing to my annoying Uncle Roy?
December 18, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Can you sing to my annoying Uncle Roy?
Much like being related to an annoying one. They never disappear either.
December 18, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Much like being related to an annoying one. They never disappear either.
Scarberian born & raised. I blame the lack of lobster rolls.
December 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Scarberian born & raised. I blame the lack of lobster rolls.
Guilty as charged! 🙋♀️
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Guilty as charged! 🙋♀️
Woodchuck named Peg?
December 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Woodchuck named Peg?
Followed. Never have been able to resist a good lunch. Or account.
December 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Followed. Never have been able to resist a good lunch. Or account.
Jumping to conclusions before checking out the profile leads to missing out on good stuff. Their loss.
December 18, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Jumping to conclusions before checking out the profile leads to missing out on good stuff. Their loss.
Thank you! Drives me nuts. BY ACCIDENT!!
December 18, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Thank you! Drives me nuts. BY ACCIDENT!!
Her language suddenly got salty.
December 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Her language suddenly got salty.