Paul Atreides-Nuts
@paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social
I don’t commit federal crimes but if did I’d do them in NJ so Alina Habba could yell at me. Your favorite Marxist letter carrier. I also like bicycles and soccer.
They trained an AI model on my old Twitter account.
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They trained an AI model on my old Twitter account.
La mia malinconia
È tutta colpa tua
La mia malinconia
È tutta colpa tua
È solo tua, la colpa è tutta tua
E di qualche film anni ottanta
È tutta colpa tua
La mia malinconia
È tutta colpa tua
È solo tua, la colpa è tutta tua
E di qualche film anni ottanta
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
La mia malinconia
È tutta colpa tua
La mia malinconia
È tutta colpa tua
È solo tua, la colpa è tutta tua
E di qualche film anni ottanta
È tutta colpa tua
La mia malinconia
È tutta colpa tua
È solo tua, la colpa è tutta tua
E di qualche film anni ottanta
In fairness, getting cucked like this is a common occurrence in Stephen Miller’s house.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In fairness, getting cucked like this is a common occurrence in Stephen Miller’s house.
Shoutout to Chris Cuomo for transitioning into a 1970s pervert?
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Shoutout to Chris Cuomo for transitioning into a 1970s pervert?
What I want to say whenever my kids try explaining almost anything.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What I want to say whenever my kids try explaining almost anything.
Me, after being suspended for a week from a subreddit for advocating for a strike.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me, after being suspended for a week from a subreddit for advocating for a strike.
NY Mets Elon Musk
🤝
Super-rich losers
🤝
Super-rich losers
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
NY Mets Elon Musk
🤝
Super-rich losers
🤝
Super-rich losers
Me, when I buy La Croix instead of seltzer from Aldi.
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me, when I buy La Croix instead of seltzer from Aldi.
Rich, white liberals doing “land acknowledgements” while simultaneously displacing working class people and retweeting Gavin Newsom.
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Rich, white liberals doing “land acknowledgements” while simultaneously displacing working class people and retweeting Gavin Newsom.
Fuck this loser.
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fuck this loser.
You think because it is small that I can’t piss on this? I trained for the moment I could upon his grave. My proverbial blade remains sharp.
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You think because it is small that I can’t piss on this? I trained for the moment I could upon his grave. My proverbial blade remains sharp.
I’ve been blocked from parts of Al Gore’s internet for less.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’ve been blocked from parts of Al Gore’s internet for less.
How many was she able to bring over?
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How many was she able to bring over?
This is why LeBron is the GOAT
September 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is why LeBron is the GOAT
A great start to this beautiful Sunday. #Lazio lost. #LazioMerda
September 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A great start to this beautiful Sunday. #Lazio lost. #LazioMerda
This is almost as bad as when they made Tom Brady look like Richard Ramirez.
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is almost as bad as when they made Tom Brady look like Richard Ramirez.
These MFers keep giving me hope.
September 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
These MFers keep giving me hope.
Me, when I see kids in my son’s kindergarten class wearing video game tshirts instead of teams they support.
September 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Me, when I see kids in my son’s kindergarten class wearing video game tshirts instead of teams they support.
Doesn’t Nate Silver have a spreadsheet to work on? Fucking dork…
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Doesn’t Nate Silver have a spreadsheet to work on? Fucking dork…
As young men gravitate more toward right-wing ideology, they become less and less fuckable.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
September 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
As young men gravitate more toward right-wing ideology, they become less and less fuckable.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
Coming to a lifted Chevy Silverado near Fayetteville, NC soon
August 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Coming to a lifted Chevy Silverado near Fayetteville, NC soon
