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man of words / for the birds
dreamt that I argued in court that my defendant actually had played the SNES donkey kong country trilogy, and did in fact fully appreciate king k rool’s inclusion in super smash bros. woke up before the decision, but I have to believe he avoided the death penalty.
October 1, 2023 at 7:29 PM
“genius marketing” is such a sad phrase. it’s a bit like “brilliant garbage” or “illustrious trash”
September 11, 2023 at 3:54 PM
there’s possibly nothing more unsettling than the stories of a recently divorced dad on instagram
September 8, 2023 at 4:21 PM
where my Knick heads at? tryna make a comparison over here (same voice and everything)
September 6, 2023 at 5:49 PM
is there an omen for “somehow stepping on a dead rat on the sidewalk”
August 23, 2023 at 5:48 PM
a tale of two cities
August 13, 2023 at 6:15 PM
never one to be a Design Guy, but quite a bit of cloud coverage for an alleged blue sky tbh
August 2, 2023 at 7:10 PM
me gradually getting won over by a flirty bodega beer when I was supposed to get an arizona tallboy
August 1, 2023 at 11:36 PM
mfw I heard about this app
August 1, 2023 at 11:24 PM