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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 1d

Tell your mother my linguine's gonna cost her double from now on, on account of the pasta tariff. Heheh.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 27d

I seen a few hits in my day, and this one? Total inside job.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Sep 1

Yeah Ton', it's me. That thing with Rudy? Taken care of.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jul 23

Real men don't fućk 14 year-olds. They fućk your mother. Heheh.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jul 13

It don't take a genius to know why Trump ain't releasin' the Epstein files. He's in 'em. Big time.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jul 5

Italians invented the Caesar Salad on July 4th, ain't nobody more patriotic than us.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 15

I prob'ly got some kids out there I don't know about, so here's a pic of your old man for Father's Day. Heheh.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 14

It must be Flag Day, cuz I'm at full mast. Heheheh.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 13

Yeah Ton', it's me. Tel Aviv? Taken care of.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 13

Yeah Ton', it's me. Tehran? Taken care of.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 11

You what? Paulie, I said Mike Love. Mike Love! What the fuck did you do?

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 11

Yeah Ton', it's me. That Beach Boy you don't like? Taken care of. Brian Wilson, you said.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 5

Yeah Ton', it's me. Elon and the big guy are breakin' up during Pride Month, just like you wanted.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Jun 1

I'm cash only so there ain't no receipt. I got a question: what can I wear to get your mother to leave me alone? Heheh.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · May 26

D&D? Sure, kid — I give your mother the D, and then I give your sister the D. Heheh.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · May 18

Yeah Ton', it's me. Let's just say the Mexican Navy won't be comin' back.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · May 16

I don't give a fuck where the onion man lays his wood. Quit talkin' about it. Pricks.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · May 13

Yeah Ton', it's me. Tatum faked the injury, just like we told him.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · May 11

Mother's Day? Sure, kid — there's room in here for your mother, too.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · May 8

I'm not gonna be no Pope if I can't bring my broads with me. Tell the cardinals to get back in there and try again.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · May 1

Yeah Ton', it's me. That gorilla? Taken care of. Tell the 99 other pricks to go home.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Apr 26

Yeah Ton', it's me. We got the word out, nobody's draftin' Shedeur until his old man pays his debts, like you said.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Apr 21

Yeah, I took the cash from Kristi Noem. It was payment for services rendered — let's just say I'm the secretary of her interior. Heheh.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Apr 21

Yeah Ton', it's me. Our friend in the Vatican? Mossad finally got him.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · Apr 13

Yeah Ton', it's me. Rory missed, just like you wanted.

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