@pauljuno.bsky.social
I'm going to try this next year. Never thought of that. Unfortunately this year, our little Italian grocery store is still closed because of a fire. Doh!
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm going to try this next year. Never thought of that. Unfortunately this year, our little Italian grocery store is still closed because of a fire. Doh!
I'm going to take my car for a drive, I wonder how much gas that will give me?
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm going to take my car for a drive, I wonder how much gas that will give me?
Ok, Ok, Mr. President. I'll subscribe if you insist.
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ok, Ok, Mr. President. I'll subscribe if you insist.
I'll bet one U.S.S. McCain could take out the entire fleet.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'll bet one U.S.S. McCain could take out the entire fleet.
Hey, I answered this one correctly. No show makes me feel like a mouth breather more than this one.
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey, I answered this one correctly. No show makes me feel like a mouth breather more than this one.
It's true, I often find myself asking "Jesus Christ, what is this idiot in front of me doing."
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's true, I often find myself asking "Jesus Christ, what is this idiot in front of me doing."
Unfortunately, I've had to write off CBS as a serious journalistic institution. I remember watching 60 Minutes when I was young and loving it. Unfortunately, I can no longer trust it. The problem now is, who do I trust? Who is independent and will always tell me the truth?
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Unfortunately, I've had to write off CBS as a serious journalistic institution. I remember watching 60 Minutes when I was young and loving it. Unfortunately, I can no longer trust it. The problem now is, who do I trust? Who is independent and will always tell me the truth?
Looks a little Patrick Nagel-esq
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Looks a little Patrick Nagel-esq
If you do eat raw beef, make sure you can trust the butcher.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If you do eat raw beef, make sure you can trust the butcher.
I start watching Trump with a fine Angels Envy and finish taking swigs from Jack to try and dull the pain.
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I start watching Trump with a fine Angels Envy and finish taking swigs from Jack to try and dull the pain.
Everybody knows that Gary is where the real money is at! That's gotta be where they plan to build!
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Everybody knows that Gary is where the real money is at! That's gotta be where they plan to build!
Is this the Trump administrative equivalent to, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Is this the Trump administrative equivalent to, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
I remember when NORAD would track Santa to share that information with all the children. Now it's going to be shoot him down.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I remember when NORAD would track Santa to share that information with all the children. Now it's going to be shoot him down.
The worst part of all this, I'm not even shocked by anything he says or does anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The worst part of all this, I'm not even shocked by anything he says or does anymore.
An ode to water? Clearly this person has never experienced the pain of a belly flop!
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
An ode to water? Clearly this person has never experienced the pain of a belly flop!
You should have become a LISP programmer! This is what a snippet of code looks like.
(defun prime(n)
(and
(> n 1) ;;picky case so we don't say numbers <=1 are prime
(forall (nums 2 (floor (sqrt n)))
#'(lambda (divisor) (not (= (mod n divisor) 0)))
))))
(defun prime(n)
(and
(> n 1) ;;picky case so we don't say numbers <=1 are prime
(forall (nums 2 (floor (sqrt n)))
#'(lambda (divisor) (not (= (mod n divisor) 0)))
))))
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You should have become a LISP programmer! This is what a snippet of code looks like.
(defun prime(n)
(and
(> n 1) ;;picky case so we don't say numbers <=1 are prime
(forall (nums 2 (floor (sqrt n)))
#'(lambda (divisor) (not (= (mod n divisor) 0)))
))))
(defun prime(n)
(and
(> n 1) ;;picky case so we don't say numbers <=1 are prime
(forall (nums 2 (floor (sqrt n)))
#'(lambda (divisor) (not (= (mod n divisor) 0)))
))))
Sorry, I prefer Newtons, Fig Newtons that is.
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sorry, I prefer Newtons, Fig Newtons that is.
Ah, very typical to clean your firearm and then load it while still in your house. I'm guessing the puppy turned the safety off too. Bad doggie!
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ah, very typical to clean your firearm and then load it while still in your house. I'm guessing the puppy turned the safety off too. Bad doggie!
Crap, Hopefully he avoids Milwaukee, I say he stays at Mar-a-Lago.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Crap, Hopefully he avoids Milwaukee, I say he stays at Mar-a-Lago.
Geeze, shouldn't we be using this stuff instead of bombs?
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Geeze, shouldn't we be using this stuff instead of bombs?
I'm confused. I knew it was for Cubans, didn't know about South Africa.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm confused. I knew it was for Cubans, didn't know about South Africa.
Hope that the President can't identify those soldiers who laughed, he'll have them charged with some crime for laughing.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hope that the President can't identify those soldiers who laughed, he'll have them charged with some crime for laughing.
Don't we have some of the most advanced supercomputers within the DOE to make sure our weapons work?
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Don't we have some of the most advanced supercomputers within the DOE to make sure our weapons work?
Sen. Collins is concerned about the potential of another Reich.
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sen. Collins is concerned about the potential of another Reich.