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Paul Lander

@paullander.bsky.social

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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2d

Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, @subs.humortimes.com www.humortimes.com/133653/rippi...

Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times

Making fun of headlines, like: "Uproar over Super Bowl halftime show" - Remember, the only way to stop a Bad Bunny is with a Good Bunny.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2h

Lindsey Graham Promises to ‘Sue the Crap’ Out of Jack Smith and Anyone Involved in Monitoring Phone Records
That echo you heard was from Lindsey being so far up Trump’s ass when he said it.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2h

NFL reportedly fining Cowboys owner Jerry Jones $250K after he flipped middle finger from luxury box during Jets game. When it comes to Cowboys he can’t say he was saying ‘We’re number one.’

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Jimmy Kimmel Live @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social · 5h

Did Trump write the infamous Epstein birthday letter? You decide.

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2h

Lindsey Graham Promises to ‘Sue the Crap’ Out of Jack Smith and Anyone Involved in Monitoring Phone Records
That echo you heard was from Lindsey being so far up Trump’s ass when he said it.

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2h

NFL reportedly fining Cowboys owner Jerry Jones $250K after he flipped middle finger from luxury box during Jets game. When it comes to Cowboys he can’t say he was saying ‘We’re number one.’

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 22h

NPR: Psychiatrists call for RFK Jr. to be replaced as health secretary. While Park Rangers want him banned from any park with bears.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Trump says he’d consider Ghislaine Maxwell pardon and mentions Diddy in same breath as Epstein pal. That and Cabinet positions

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

So far no Nobel for me. I blame the vaccine.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 6h

Wheelmarrow #GoryGardening @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 6h

8 things that happen when you stop drinking alcohol
Number 1: You have way more free time to smoke marijuana.

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 4h

Disneyland guest dies after riding Haunted Mansion
No word if his spirit can file a W 4.

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Elizabeth Alice Croydon @misslizzy.bsky.social · 5h

We begin the birthday countdown with my favorite food:

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 6h

Ben Affleck Mocked Jennifer Lopez’s Dress on the Red Carpet, Says Lip Reader. And to paraphrase Shakira: Lips don’t lie; Lips don’t lie.

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 6h

Ben Affleck Mocked Jennifer Lopez’s Dress on the Red Carpet, Says Lip Reader. And to paraphrase Shakira: Lips don’t lie; Lips don’t lie.

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 6h

8 things that happen when you stop drinking alcohol
Number 1: You have way more free time to smoke marijuana.

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 6h

Wheelmarrow #GoryGardening @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Goreganic Gardening #GoryGardening
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Decomposting #GoryGardening
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Gangrene thumb #GoryGardening
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Gangrene thumb #GoryGardening
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Decomposting #GoryGardening
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Goreganic Gardening #GoryGardening
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8h

Trump says he’d consider Ghislaine Maxwell pardon and mentions Diddy in same breath as Epstein pal. That and Cabinet positions

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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 10h

Cops used 83,000 cameras to track a single abortion patient — on her abuser’s tip.

Cops Used 83K Cameras to Track an Abortion Patient—on Her Abuser’s Tip

Turns out the cop was also an abuser

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 9h

Sure.